Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Part 1
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Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
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Connor/Sam Adams

[(Anonymous)]

Connor being an awkward top.

Re: Connor/Sam Adams

[(Anonymous)]

yes please!

Ezio is (literally) hung like a horse

[(Anonymous)]

And it makes his sex life hell. High libido, but too big to fuck or be sucked off. Can either be solo or with whoever is brave enough to bang him.

Sexy time in the forest! (AC3)

[(Anonymous)]

So I have this sort of...kink...

Basically Connor (either as a teenager or adult) getting banged by someone in the woods. It doesn't have to have a plot or make sense, just Connor getting cosy- preferably with either Kanentokon or Haytham, but I'm not overly picky.

And please, no rape or abuse. It would be nice to see Connor enjoying himself! And him being on the bottom would be swell.

So yeah... it's mainly the outdoors element I'm interested in during the "session" it could be raining lightly which makes the ground muddy-I don't know! Hopefully that'e clear...this phonebis difficult to work with xP anyway, would really appreciate if someone fills this!

Re: Sexy time in the forest! (AC3)

[(Anonymous)]

i havent been able to get this prompt out of my head
but i am definitely thinking of working on this

in the mean time have a look at this fanart of connorxkanen
http://maxkennedy24.tumblr.com/post/70924626616/ac3-young-connor-x-kanen

Ezio/Cristina feels

[(Anonymous)]

This anon just went through the Cristina memories and now is a sad panda.
While a die-hard slash fangirl, I would like to see some Comfort fic.

Maybe Leo (or anyone, maybe Paola?) finds Ezio in Florence and try to comfort him? Make me weep anons! I just... I need more.

Alternatively, every year at the same time, Ezio hoes back to Firenze to pay his respects and some of his recruits follow. Cue a super mighty hug - i just want something sweet.

This anon does not want Ezio to be sad!

Thank you all! /huddles in a corner, nursing her feels

Re: Ezio/Cristina feels

[(Anonymous)]

Goes* dear me..

La Volpe is a legacy character

[(Anonymous)]

In AC:B, La Volpe would have been well into his seventies... But looks younger than Ezio. The reason?

La Volpe is a character passed down from person to person throughout the ages.

Cue Desmond having girly screaming fits when a purple-cowled person pops up on a rooftop in Monteriggoni a few hundred years later and introduces himself as La Volpe.

Re: La Volpe is a legacy character

[(Anonymous)]

Can you hear that that's the sound of me floating away in a cloud of happiness

This prompt

THIS PROMPT

Leonardo da Vinci, the Prankster

[(Anonymous)]

How come I never see anyone writing about Leonardo da Vinci being a prankster? In-game, he jokes about cutting off Ezio's finger with a meat cleaver. Which is mild, compared to what the REAL Leonardo da Vinci did for pranks.

So, can OP have a story about Leonardo pranking the living hell out of every person that happens to cross his path?

Re: Leonardo da Vinci, the Prankster

[(Anonymous)]

YES OMFG PLS SECONDING

Alex Mercer/Desmond Miles

[(Anonymous)]

After connecting online, Alex and Desmond decide to meet up in a hotel room for sex. Desmond gets way more than he bargains for, and loves every second of it. OP says the kinkier the better.

Re: Alex Mercer/Desmond Miles

[(Anonymous)]

OP here again. If anyone needs this prompt to be more specific, just ask.

Altair/Malik --- Spontaneous meeting

[(Anonymous)]

Kadar is on some kind of training or party or whatever and misses his last bus OR it's really early and there are no buses driving yet, so he rings his brother up in the middle of night/morning while the latter is cranky and sleeping.

Malik, as disheveled (hair running wild + half dressed in pajamas or just a bathrobe) grumpy and sleepy as he is, can't refuse Kadar's puppy eyes®. He comes to pick him up and meets Altair who is keeping Kadar company. Kadar suggests Altair ride along for a few blocks. Malik is mortified. 'cause this Altair is kinda hot, and you don't usually make a striking image looking like something the cat dragged in.

Altair is stony-faced, but secretly amused when he notices Malik's discomfort.



Bonus: Datedatedatedatedate Especially if Kadar sets them up somehow.
Super bonus: Malik arrives in slippers. Yep. Those fluffy-looking ones.

Re: Altair/Malik --- Spontaneous meeting

[(Anonymous)]

*snorts*
fuck yeah i am seconding this! i could imagine him arriving in sweatpants. and a tank top.

and the slippers. who could forget the slippers??/?

Craving more HaythCon

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by this pic:
http://images.4chan.org/y/src/1375744246783.jpg

The Templars end up capturing a couple of those pesky Assassins, and Haytham is surprised to learn that their youngest (and most attractive) member is the leader of the Brotherhood. With/Without knowing that Connor is his son, Haytham offers him the chance to let the recruits live if he submits completely to him.

Re: Craving more HaythCon

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my... yup, I definitely wouldn't mind if this was filled!

Charles Lee & Connor - dog collar

[(Anonymous)]

So if you look up the real Charles Lee on Wikipedia, you'll find this little tidbit about how much he loved dogs and how he was never seen without half a dozen or so at his heels.

Anon wants a fic where instead of letting Connor go at Haytham's funeral, Lee keeps him and collars him like one of his many beloved pets.

Anon would also prefer no sex, just straight up humiliation.

Re: Charles Lee & Connor - dog collar

[(Anonymous)]

bREATHES HEAVILY
YES

Ezionardo, Leonardo is a Templar

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio found out Leonardo is a Templar. Angst ensues. Whether Leonardo actually believes in Templars and is acting as a spy willingly or not, or if he and ezio are romantically involved or haven't confessed their feelings to each other even though the attraction is there before the revelation, is completely up to A!A.

-bonuses:

-less of a 'Romeo and Juliet' story but focus more on the feeling of betrayal and hurt and angst on Ezio's part? Some insights into Leonardo's thoughts throughout the development of his relationship with Ezio would be great, too

-this is probably very unlikely to happen, given the nature of the prompt.. But happy-ish ending if possible? As long as it's not unbelievable (eg the forgiveness doesn't come too easily), I don't mind how cliched it may be (amnesia...chance at redemption...reincarnation...etc.)... Just break my heart and then piece it back pls QwQ?

-I'd totally adore a loooong, multi-chartered fill, but of courses short fills are welcome as well. I'd just be super happy and grateful should anyone decided to give this a try QvQ

-no permanent major character death pls.

-Other than that feel free to throw in any kinks you might want to write

Re: Ezionardo, Leonardo is a Templar

[(Anonymous)]

I have read 2 fics of Leo being a Templar. Not sure if you have read them or not, but just letting you know in case you haven't--I think (think) one covers what you are asking...but I could be wrong. Anyways-there on AO3.

Altair/Assassins!

[(Anonymous)]

I would love to see All the assassins together. Desmond is optional, personally I don't care much for him, but eh, Anon's wish.

But I would love love love to see All 3 assassins (Ezio, Connor, Edward) -4 if Anon wishes to add Des- jumped Altair.

Altair is drugged and has no idea what is going on, or sees the others as females. Either way, he is drugged and doesn't care and just welcomes it.

Re: Altair/Assassins!

[(Anonymous)]

OP here! forgot something---because I don't want it to be taken the wrong way. Altair is bottom! Period!

That is all. <3

Connor (& others probably)

[(Anonymous)]

Anon wants a fic where Haytham strangles Connor and then walks away (maybe it's not so much that Haytham assumes Connor's dead as it is he's just done with the whole business and he dislikes the idea of stabbing his son in the throat just to be sure, even if Connor is a threat to the Templars. They both seemed pretty interested in reconciliation for a while, after all.).

That makes it sound like I want the focus to be on Haytham but actually I want a fic where a heavily injured (and half asphyxiated) Connor has to hide in New York's underground tunnels until things calm down enough topside that he can try to sneak out of the city.

How does he get around the guards down there? Do any of his recruits come looking for him? What if he stumbles across Lee or Haytham (or a lowly templar recruit) while finally fleeing the city?

I just want more Connor fic ok 8(

Desmond comes back

[(Anonymous)]

Shaun Bill and Rebecca can bring Des back to life but in order to do so Des will have to lose somthing (i would prefer he lose his eyesigt) to come back. he would have to lose somthing like eyesight a limb the ability to walk or to smell things of that nature. there can be any pairings or be gen ( i prefer DeShaun).

op

[(Anonymous)]

if you dont fully understand the prompt yet or need some more examples here are a few more

in order fofr them to bring back des he needs to lose an ability any normal person would have like
eyesight(but mabey he could still use eagle vision)
sense of smell or taste
the ability to walk
he could lose a limb
he could lose his ablility to hear(this is also one of my prefrences)

craving some connor/desmond

[(Anonymous)]

You know what ship i never see around here (or at all really)? Connor/Desmond. Since it's so rare alot up to the filler. Anything except modern au would be perfect!!

Re: craving some connor/desmond

[(Anonymous)]

Hm, a rare pairing... seconding!

Sleepy Hollow TV Show/AC3 Crossover.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't know if anyone has seen it, but the new show "Sleepy Hollow" on FOX is amazi-balls. To make a long story short, Ichabod Crane (yes, that Ichabod from the Washington Irving story) is a Revolutionary War soldier who rises from the dead in present time and solves supernatural mysteries with awesome, bad-ass sherrif Abbie Mills in the little town of Sleepy Hollow, New York. Mysteries that are spurred by the arrival of the Headless Horseman, who is trying to make the Apocalypse happen. Anyway, Ichabod Crane was a spy for George Washington during the war who specialized in collecting rare and magical objects to stop the British from winning the war and using the supernatural forces of evil in their fight. A recent episode even included some Mohawk native lore. The last episode name checks Sam Adams and claims he orchestrated to Boston Tea Party as a diversion for Ichabod to raid a warehouse on the docks to acquire a magical artifact for Washington. Yep it's crazy awesome like that.

Anyway, I want a crossover with that and Assassin's Creed. Especially considering Connor is also essentially special agent for Washington as well and gets sent out on various special missions similar to Ichabod. Maybe Connor and Ichabod teamed up. Or maybe, Connor is still alive and teams up with Ichabod and Abbie in the present day. Or maybe Connor also time travels to present and he and Ichabod bond over how bizarre modern life is and how bad-ass Abbie is. I just want to see the trio being all awesome and fighting mystery/crime.

Re: Sleepy Hollow TV Show/AC3 Crossover.

[(Anonymous)]

*kicks in door* This is my JAM! working on something now :)

Sofia/Ezio/Leonardo - Ezio is sapiosexual

[(Anonymous)]

Ezio returns from Istanbul/Constantinoble with yet another friend lost but with a lover in tow. And, of course, simply has to introduce Sofia to Leonardo. And after the initial fangirling, the two geniuses sit down and simply start chatting about history and architecture and all sorts of things that interests them, sharing theories and knowledge and discussing freely.

And Ezio realises that he's getting turned on. Like, seriously turned on. And the more nerdy the conversation gets, the more uncomfortably hard he finds himself.


A!A can choose freely if;

- Leonardo and Sofia realise this and decide to talk Ezio to orgasm

- It ends with an Ezio sandwich

- Ezio eventually flees from the room, to the other two's oblivious surprise

- Something entirely unexpected happens

Re: Sofia/Ezio/Leonardo - Ezio is sapiosexual

[(Anonymous)]

Omg...I love this prompt! Seconding!

Body Paint - repost

[(Anonymous)]

ORP really needs to stop hunting through the old prompts. But, found one in part 3 that really, really ought to be filled!


(uhm not sure if this has been done before >.<)

ezio somehow acquires flavoured body paint, but thinks its just regular paint and doesnt know what to do with it. Then, his thought processes go like this: 'hey, you know who would appreciate some more paint? LEONARDO! I'll just give to him the next time i see him'

make it AU or whatever, I just wanna see leonardo confused as to why ezio is giving him body paint, then using ezio's body as a canvas. (with a mix of nice, soft brushes and coarser, rougher ones hnngh)

ezio/leonardo fic recs??

[(Anonymous)]

hey guys!!! ive been missing acii and acb something awful lately......

just wondering if anybody's got any good ezio/leo fic recs?

wasnt sure whether to post this under the discussion thread or not sorry!!

: )

Re: ezio/leonardo fic recs??

[(Anonymous)]

my deviant art page Emotional-Tyrant (its new) is nothing but all Ezio/Leo fics--all fluff ficss. I'm still working on more to post :)

Timetravel Sickness

[(Anonymous)]

So, random idea, but can be during the story line or after the events with Juno where Desmond somehow survives and goes to live by himself, undercover in some small town and he took the apple and necklace for safe keeping and Juno trying to stir-up trouble, uses the apple to bring Altair, Ezio and Connor to 2013, specifically to Desmond's home.
Now due to the advances in medicine sicknesses and diseases have adapted to become much, much stronger and more efficient over the years, so like how English diseases were super strong to native Americans, the present times sicknesses are very effective on each of Desmond's ancestors.
Each of them end up getting horribly sick and Desmond having to heal them back to health.

It can be specific sicknesses or just random stuff, they can each have different sicknesses or all the same, but I would like to see some puking, passing out, and fever delusions if possible!

Bonus points for:

Top!Desmond! Any pairings, (I'm open to some four way action ;P) just as long as Desmond tops! (DesmondxConnor <3)

Desmond being out when they appear, leading to them destroying electronics out of confusion or by accident while they're attacking each other.

Them being taken through time before they're game's stories AKA
Altair before/during Solomon's temple, Ezio just after he went to his uncle's vila, Connor just after meeting Achilles.

Extra characters coming through with them, Malik, Kadar, Haytham, Leonardo, Aveline, Edward, etc.

Altair, Ezio and Connor not being able to understand each other due to only knowing their respective languages but Desmond knowing how to speak Arabic, Italian and Mohawk thanks to the bleeding effect and having to play translator for them.

Shaun, Rebecca or Desmond's Dad showing up to help at some point.

Can be serious or fluff, it don't matta'!

Re: Timetravel Sickness

[(Anonymous)]

Oh man this sounds like such a fun prompt. I'd love to see someone fill this!

Conner meets yee naaldlooshii

[(Anonymous)]

In the spirit of Halloween, I want to see Conner meet a Skin-walker. As a child, a young adult, or even as a man, I don't care when. I just want him to meet one (maybe its under the guise of someone he loves/cares for) and realize afterwards its not who its pretending to be. Make it dark and gorey if you want, or just make it creepy. But please no gen or romance. These things weren't exactly nice, after all.

Re: Conner meets yee naaldlooshii

[(Anonymous)]

I'm thinking about filling this, but as a European I have little knowledge of First Nations folklore, especially not monsters. Honestly most of my knowledge about Skin-walkers comes from the Dresden Files... But still, I really enjoy this prompt and I think I can do it justice. I was thinking perhaps on one of his Mythbuster missions, set post game he runs into a person who definitely cannot be Achilles, who seems to know most of the details of his life. So, something very introspective and heavy handed on the paranoia. Would this be acceptable, OP?

Gen or Desmond/Shaun, Desmond Chooses to Let the World Burn

[(Anonymous)]

I just got through playing AC3 for the billionth time, and when the end came I thought about the other option.

Desmond said there was no hope in letting the world burn, but that's not true. In every new beginning there is hope. While if he gives in to Juno he will lose his life and leave his father, friends, and the rest of the world to try and fight off this power hungry, omnipotent being and more than possibly lose. But if he chooses to deny Juno, now that he's been shown what will happen, he knows the human race will continue on and his loved ones will survive, and that they will be free.

He didn't go into that chamber to try and destroy conflict. No matter what anyone does, there will always be those who squabble over power. Those who twist words to serve their purposes. What matters to an Assassin is having the freedom to make that choice.

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted."

If the world must burn to protect the world from Juno--to protect freedom, then so be it. Desmond and the gang ride out the catastrophe in the chamber.

Gen or Connor/Any, long hair

[(Anonymous)]

Alright, I have been thinking about this for way too long.
Connor's hair is so short, and while the small ponytail in the back is adorable, I bet he would look good with really long hair.
Like, past his ass long.
He normally keeps it in a messy bun and in his hood, so no one knows except for Achilles, but maybe he takes off his hood at an Brotherhood meeting, and they marvel at the large amount of hair he has, or he is hanging out with the lovely ladies of the homestead, and they beg him to let them do his hair.
There can be a pairing(and smut if you want, because hairpulling), I particularly like ConHayth and ConWash, but those are my preferences. You can choose whichever you want.
He can still have the side braid, and maybe he keeps feathers in his hair? I don't know.
Just really long hair.
TL:DR Connor has hair past his butt and people love it. Shipping and/or smut is optional.

Re: Gen or Connor/Any, long hair

[(Anonymous)]

This... Waaaaant! (There's Doubleleaf's fanart where he has long hair.) Nom!

I have this idea where Haytham suffers from a severe case of hair envy. For some reason.

Never let women do your hair, never. /got a pink ribbon in father's hair XD

Teeth-rotting fluff

[(Anonymous)]

OP is in the mood for fluff. As in the "gives instant diabetes; boom! cavities!; 'I just woke up the neighbours with my squeeing'" fluff. Anything and anyone goes.

Malik adopts a three-legged kitten?

Leonardo in a pile of golden retriever puppies?

Rebecca making a robotic squirrel she calls Mister Pete?

Connor being mobbed by sheep wanting pettings?

Anything goes. Doesn't have to include animals, either, as long as it's mind-numbingly fluffy and adorable.

Re: Teeth-rotting fluff

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god, OP, anon had a really shitty day and just reading your prompt has made me smile for minutes. Thank you for the awesomeness.
Tl;dr: Seconding!!

Non-con with surprise-con... Confused-con?

[(Anonymous)]

Because we haven't had any of the twisted prompts yet, and going to leave it open for any A!A to fill in with their pairing of choice:

There is sexual tension between one assassin and their best friend/mate/right-hand-man - one sided, though. The other party appears utterly and completely oblivious to the attraction, despite various heavy hints being dropped here and there.

Desperately, the frustrated person comes to a conclusion. They desire their friend LIKE BURNING. But do not want to ruin the friendship. Thus, hatching the most fucked-up plan of all time (because sexually-frustrated people in kinkmeme fills are never the most rational of beings): Kidnap their friend and rape them, incognito.

Whole hullabaloo; blindfolds, dungeons, chains, gags, everything works out perfectly as intended, and the frustrated person - though they feel almost sick with guilt over it - can get the frustration out of their system. Can't bring themselves to be brutal, though, so just turns cruelly teasing and touching before the fuck.

The kicker? The other person recognises them. And has noted the attraction, but just been too confused to actually act on it. And through the act is all "I wonder why I got abducted for this - oooooh, that feels nice. Going to be hilarious story that this was the first time we had sex. Would be better without the gag and blindfold and GOD IN HEAVEN THAT IS GOOD we should have done this ages ago, curse this gag so I can't tell them how good this is!" enthusiastic about it.

And the 'rescue' a few hours later becomes extremely awkward when the first person storms in to 'save' the friend they abducted, and more or less gets a "Aren't you going to ravish me some more?" reply.

Re: Non-con with surprise-con... Confused-con?

[(Anonymous)]

Seeeecoonding!