Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Daddy!Malik

[(Anonymous)]

The title pretty much says it all: anon has seen a real and actual single father family man in the superkarket, with five children and one little daughter on his hip, being absolutely adorable, and he looked pretty similar to Malik. Now anon craves a cute little fic about Malik being an infinitely awesome dad with lots of mini!Maliks to spoil.

Can be AU or game canon, can include an OC!wife/mom and/or AltMal, anon doesn't care.

I just want my teeth to rot from adorable daddy!Malik *whines*.

Re: Daddy!Malik

[(Anonymous)]

THIS. Im such a sucker for dad-malik. There's a really awesome (long) fic with dad-malik in TheAllPowerfulOz's 'Fast Cars and Airplanes in Heaven', if you want something to tide you over.

Demon possession/exorcism

[(Anonymous)]

My sister is watching supernatural. I would like to see some creepy demonic (or first civilisation idk) possession. Preferably Ezio triology characters or AC3, but not particularly fussed.

Bonus points for having Duncan or Leonardo attempt an exorcism.

Guards/Connor, Haytham is forced to watch

[(Anonymous)]

In the mood for something dark and heart-wrenching...

So during one of their missions, they encounter one of Haytham's old acquaintances, one who happens to hold a grudge against him. Perhaps Haytham had betrayed this person in the past, leaving them craving for revenge? In any case, after being overwhelmed by a large force, they are subdued and captured. They find out that Connor is Haytham's son (maybe through the guard who Haytham had confessed to in order to allow Connor access to the brewery) and it's decided that the best way to punish Haytham is to force him to watch Connor getting brutally abused and raped.

Writer anon can decide how Haytham reacts. I'm actually most interested in this, because it's not like they'd know that Haytham and Connor don't exactly have a regular father-son relationship.

Re: Guards/Connor, Haytham is forced to watch

[(Anonymous)]

ooh, seconded!

Tentacles

[(Anonymous)]

I dont know if this has been requested yet, but how about some Tentacle Monster/Edward goodness?

Re: Tentacles

[(Anonymous)]

by tentacle monster do you mean somone like Alex Mercer?

Sibling Revenge

[(Anonymous)]

Cesare catches Ezio having sex with Lucrezia at one point, now he wants revenge, so he goes after Claudia, who secretly harbors a crush on Cesare, despite knowing his evil intentions. Can be hate sex, rough sex, whatever. Bondage and other things like whips can be included.

Re: Sibling Revenge

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god I think I'll die if someone doesn't fill this.

Ezio/Lucrezia

[(Anonymous)]

I'm just dying to see some of this pairing. Its a neat idea. I know it may mess with history, but who cares? Its fanfiction. I want someone to write these two hooking up one way or another. Who cares about Sofia or whatever (not hating, but she is not necessary in this kink). Anon wants this to be a nice, decent length story of their relationship. And of course, some sexy bits in it that is up to the taker.

Bonus points if the anon who takes this writes out Desmond's reaction to finding out he is a descendant of the Borgia and freaks out.

Re: Ezio/Lucrezia

[(Anonymous)]

ooh seconding this

Shaun/Desmond, sex to keep Des grounded

[(Anonymous)]

Let's say during AC3, Desmond is slowly starting to lose it. He's talking to goddess-projections and apparently some sort of chosen one, he's now sharing his head with four ancestors and as Rebecca wrote in that one mail, he stays in the Animus days at a time, so his contact with reality becomes ever briefer.

He and Shaun discover that sex is just about the easiest way to ground his mind in his own body. Up to writeranon whether it's something they come up with as friends or if they're in a relationship.

Slight preference for top Shaun. Bonus for Desmond slipping in and out of it, too, his ancestors surfacing sometimes even as they have sex.

Re: Shaun/Desmond, sex to keep Des grounded

[(Anonymous)]

AHHHH THIS. Seconding forever, and if I wasn't filling other prompts at the moment, I would take this one too (and maybe I will if no one else does, because who could ever say no to Shaun and Desmond having remedy sex...).

Altair/Malik, name-calling

[(Anonymous)]

Specifically "novice".

Malik taunts Altair by calling him a novice in, well, all ways of life. Altair is deminded to show him he is very deserving of the title grand master. Does he manage to convince Malik?

Consensual and bottom!Malik, please.

Re: Altair/Malik, name-calling

[(Anonymous)]

seconded with enthusiasm!

Ezio/Yusuf, AC:R Rewrite

[(Anonymous)]

So Ezio's basically the assassin who really doesn't need an official love interest because he probably has three dozen bastard children running around anyway. And while I like Sofia, I like Yusuf just as much. This anon thus requests a fic in which Ezio wins Yusuf's heart instead and brings him back to Italy with him - maybe even to raise some of Ezio's kids which I'm sure Ezio would take in if he knew about them.

+ 1000 points for Ezio singing one of his amazing minstrel songs to woo Yusuf, possibly not completely in earnest

Re: Ezio/Yusuf, AC:R Rewrite

[(Anonymous)]

I'd really like to see this.

Secret in the Basement

[(Anonymous)]

Alright, please feel free to strangle me if the following prompt is too overly done, already posted, and/or just boring as a whole. I will understand because I feel as though I'll regret it once I go t sleep tonight.

William Miles is a well known businessman who rarely has time to stay home to look after his son. He's married, but his wife seems to lack the maternal instincts needed to be a loving parent. Seeing as she's usually going shopping with friends, talking on the phone, or simply going out on the town and leaving the poor child alone. When William finds out about the neglect on his wife's part, he's furious and almost files for a divorce. (Even though he feels rather guilty seeing as some of the blame falls on his shoulders as well.) Desmond, age five, simply told his father that he had a guardian when he was never around and his mother too busy doing whatever it was she wanted. When William asks who's watching him, Desmond simply replies: "My guardian angel Altair!" A guardian angel that lives in a necklace his grandmother gave him, one he's never taken off. Now, William just believes it's Desmond being a child and files for a divorce from his wife anyways. Taking custody but leaving the woman with a house, at least to be nice, and decides to move to the country. At least for a bit of a vacation from all the stress, and get to spend some time with his son.

Now, William just wants this to be a relaxing time. No work, no worries, and nobody knowing who he is and that he's loaded. So instead he decides to move out into the country, near a nice forest, and onto a nice Ranch. Desmond is excited as any five year old would be and simply can't wait to explore. What both of them don't realize is that there's something terrible hidden under the floorboards and chipped into the basement cement. Apparently the owners long before had done some... less than holy rituals in the basement. Something that effectively opened a portal to hell and let a pair of demons out to wander the property. Now, the father and son duo don't realize it but Desmond's angel friend certainly does. They attempt to try and tell Desmond, but apparently William chose the worst time to be a doting parent. So the warnings falls on deaf ears.

Eventually one night the pair are watching movies when the power goes out, completely sudden with no explanation. Well, William wants to go take a look as to what's going on so he grabs a light to go downstairs. Somewhere he never really cared to look, for some strange reason, until now. So with flashlight and Desmond in hand he goes downstairs. Now, he doesn't realize what he just walked into with his son and Desmond certainly doesn't. So, William sets Desmond down on the stairs and tells him to stay there. When William leaves Desmond gets two new friends, or as friendly as the two appear. The two introduce themselves as Malik and Kadar, a pair of brothers who use to live on the ranch. A story Desmond believes rather quickly, Altair however is far from convinced. He constantly tries to warn Desmond, but his curiosity simply won't let him leave. Eventually, William comes back and tells Desmond that he can't find the problem to the electricity. Desmond, excited about his new friends tried to tell his father about them. However William simply shrugs it off as more imaginary friends before going upstairs, both completely unaware of what they were in for.

-Timeskip?-

Eventually Desmond grows up to be a teenager and still living at the ranch with his father, still wearing his necklace and still not realizing that the brothers are evil. Overall he seems to be doing rather okay. He has a girlfriend, a job, still talks to Altair (even though he has never come out of that blasted necklace since Desmond met the two brothers). But eventually all hell decides to finally break loose.

As it seems Malik and Kadar got tired of waiting.
And so is Altair.

Points:
25 - Desmond having some sort of Childhood crush on Altair, in a child's words: "He's really pretty!"
50 - Desmond knows there's something wrong with the ranch, but he simply can't place it. Plus with his father basically smothering him he can't exactly talk to his 'guardian angel' without being thought insane. (even for a five year old)
75 - Rather crude pick-up lines directed at Altair.
100 - Altair finally shows his face to the two brothers, and the reactions are rather strange to Altair.
125 - Desmond finds it hilarious. Seeing two demons trying to get into the pants of a completely oblivious angel has got to be hilarious.
150 - William gets a new girlfriend!

Alright... have a long post Kink Meme... I'm just... going to go hide under the counter. Eat crackers and canned cheese while hoping there's no angry mob. Anyways... have fun!

I've got to stop watching the science channel when shows on the paranormal are on... this is what happens. This. Is. What. Happens.

Re(Possible Fill): Secret in the Basement

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, I am really interested in writing a fill for this! Although it might take a few days to pop out the first chapter (Because it's a busy weekend for me!) but I promise!

Washington's got an ass that just won't quit

[(Anonymous)]

Because he constantly sent his measurements to faraway artisans, Washington left many precise descriptions of his physique, but his somewhat oddly shaped body made him the bane of his tailors. His wide hips and powerful thighs caused the most trouble. In one of many letters about his ill-fitting clothes, he reproached the tailor in caustic terms: ‘I desire you to make me a pair of breeches of the same cloth as my former pair, but more accurately fitting. These breeches must be roomy in the seat, the buttons firmly sewn on ... These breeches must be made exactly to these measurements, not to those to which you imagine that they may stretch after a period of use.’
―
Ron Chernow, Washington: A Life

...So, can we get a fic that gives emphasis to Washington's large booty and killer thighs, and the trouble he has trying to wear the 'ill-fitting' breeches? Perhaps Charles Lee just can't help but admire the rear of the man he detests.

Re: Washington's got an ass that just won't quit

[(Anonymous)]

this prompt is good and you should feel good

Connor Meets his Aunt, Jenny Kenway

[(Anonymous)]

Per the "Forsaken" book, Haytham has a half-sister, Jenny, who is 12 years older than him. She gers kidnapped by Reginald Birch and after years of tracking her down, Haytham rescues her in Damascus years after she's sold to slavers. Jenny eventually makes her way back to London and settles back at her old mansion in Queen Anne's Square where she grew up. While she and Haytham don't know each other well, they do correspond. And she's Connor's aunt.

I want to see her interact with Connor. I assume he learns about her existence from his father's journal and letters. Maybe he travels to London to return his father's personal affects to her? Does he tell her the truth of he and his father's difficult relationship? That he was forced to kill him? Does she know that her brother was a templar? Is she even aware of Connor's existence? Does she prefer the Templar or Assassin philosophy? Is she even aware of the two factions or was she in training as an assassin before her father was killed? Basically, I just want to see how she would react to her nephew and what Connor thinks of her as well.

Re: Connor Meets his Aunt, Jenny Kenway

[(Anonymous)]

I can't promise anything but this prompt got my attention. However I have never managed to get my paws on Forsaken so I'm not too sure of what Jenny is like. Would you be so kind to give me an idea of her personality?

Shaun/Desmond,past Shaun/William

[(Anonymous)]

Shaun and William used to have an on/off-fuck buddy kind of thing going on previous to Shaun's assignment to Lucy's team...but then Desmond came and he and Shaun developed feelings for each other.
Now that William's leading their team Shaun -being aware of the tension between father and son,their tempers and the stress everyone,especially Desmond is under- tries his best to avoid either Miles finding out about his past/current relationship with the other one. They're not making it easy.

Jenny Kenway, badass

[(Anonymous)]

Anything with Jenny where she's not being abused or taken advantage of. Well, there can be some of that, because canonically that was the first 45 or so years of her life, but she needs to kick ass too. One-shot, multi-chapter, whatever. Jenny is one of the most awesome characters from Forsaken and everybody ignores her. No graphic non-con, or Haytham/Connor please. (Jenny would barf.)

Bonus points:
+ Jenny bosses around Haytham
+ Jenny meets Connor and bosses him around
+ Jenny becomes an Assassin (possibly due to bossing Connor around) and kills a bunch of abusive creeps
+ Tragical, frustrated Jenny/Holden (with mutual h/c, non sexual for obvious reasons)
+ Jenny bosses around Haytham some more

Re: Jenny Kenway, badass

[(Anonymous)]

OP here again:

Another bonus point:
+ Haytham forgot to mention Jenny or Connor to each other, so they only find out about each other after Haytham's death when Connor reads his dad's journal.

Altair/Malik dancing

[(Anonymous)]

Malik and Altair dancing together is pretty much something i'm dying to read, more specifically dancing the tango, salsa or cha cha. Maybe they're both dancers or one of them is - maybe even neither - but for some reason get into a situation where they have to dance with each other for something (like a competition?)

Re: Altair/Malik dancing

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not a writer, but I used to compete in college level latin and ballroom dancing. At the competitions I went to, there often were "fun dances", which are competitions with interesting restrictions like "back-to-back tango" or "straight-legged samba". The most common was "same-sex rumba".

Fun dances are judged by how much fun the dancers look like they're having and/or how amusing their dancing is. So for same-sex rumba, lots of people used exaggerated sexy styling, because it's fun to mess around with and it gets lots of crowd approval.

So it would be totally plausible for a ballroom comp to have a same-sex (dance of your choice) competition. And for Malik and Altair to try to dance as sexily as possible, regardless of what their relationship normally is, in order to win the competition.

As a side note, in normal competition there's restrictions on what moves are allowed. For example, "syllabus" competitions only allow moves in the syllabus for that level, and lifts aren't allowed at any level (even "open" levels, i.e. non-syllabus). For fun dances, though, pretty much anything goes, and those who could do flashy moves like lifts often did. So anyone who wants to write a scenario like this could include whatever move they want without worrying if it's allowed in normal competitions.

Genderbent altmal

[(Anonymous)]

Need some femslash altmal like crazy or even just one of them as a woman please guhh

bonus: cunnilingus

Re: Genderbent altmal

[(Anonymous)]

YES! seconded!

Re: Altair/Malik dancing

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not a writer, but I used to compete in college level latin and ballroom dancing. At the competitions I went to, there often were "fun dances", which are competitions with interesting restrictions like "back-to-back tango" or "straight-legged samba". The most common was "same-sex rumba".

Fun dances are judged by how much fun the dancers look like they're having and/or how amusing their dancing is. So for same-sex rumba, lots of people used exaggerated sexy styling, because it's fun to mess around with and it gets lots of crowd approval.

So it would be totally plausible for a ballroom comp to have a same-sex (dance of your choice) competition. And for Malik and Altair to try to dance as sexily as possible, regardless of what their relationship normally is, in order to win the competition.

As a side note, in normal competition there's restrictions on what moves are allowed. For example, "syllabus" competitions only allow moves in the syllabus for that level, and lifts aren't allowed at any level (even "open" levels, i.e. non-syllabus). For fun dances, though, pretty much anything goes, and those who could do flashy moves like lifts often did. So anyone who wants to write a scenario like this could include whatever move they want without worrying if it's allowed in normal competitions.

Re: Altair/Malik dancing

[(Anonymous)]

Aaand this was supposed to be a reply to the prompt above. It filled in the subject properly, dunno what I did wrong. :( Will try to repost in the proper thread, feel free to delete this!

repost from part 5: Haytham, drag

[(Anonymous)]

For some reason, before Charles' induction, Haytham winds up having to dress as a wealthy lady to gather information for a mission. While the rest of the Order are disbelieving at first, after a miraculous corset, a well-tailored dress, an extra shave and some expertly-applied makeup... he doesn't look half bad. In fact, he makes quite a pretty woman...

After the information-gathering is done, sex happens to show the group's appreciation for the Grand Master's new look.

(A pairing instead of a gang bang is awesome as well. Anon has a particular soft spot for Charles and Haytham, but someone else is fine too.)

Re: repost from part 5: Haytham, drag

[(Anonymous)]

forgot to post link to original prompt, sorry!

http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10446595#cmt10446595

Repost from part 5: (ex) President Washington vs King Washington

[(Anonymous)]

George Washington just wanted to retire quietly to his pretty little estate at Mount Vernon. He didn't want (or expect) for some doppelganger dickwad to come along and start wrecking absolutely everything. It's a very unwelcome surprise when he realises there's some nutter with an Apple of Eden doing God-Knows-What to New England.

Clearly he can't just sit by as this guy destroys everything he and his comrades have worked so hard for. This 'King George' is going down.

…yeah, IDK either, I just want to see the 'real' Washington fighting the DLC Washington.

original post: http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10380291#cmt10380291

Shaun/Desmond

[(Anonymous)]

Desmond teaching Shaun how to play pool.
(And if, maybe, Shaun isn't as hopeless at it as Desmond seems to think he is, then nobody needs to know)

Shaun/Desmond

[(Anonymous)]

The boys have been secretly hooking up since Desmond one night confessed his feelings for Shaun.
Only problem: while Shaun thinks they're behaving 'normally so the girls don't find out, Desmond can't quite differenciate between dream/fantasy and reality anymore and isn't aware that anything between him and Shaun ever really happened...

Re: Shaun/Desmond

[(Anonymous)]

It's been years, so chances are you won't see it, but hey -- filled it for you here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8188396

Shaun/Desmond

[(Anonymous)]

Backmassage

Fill: A rub for your troubles Shaun/Desmond

[(Anonymous)]

AN: I hope you like this. I'm on a roll with stories today!

As Rebecca shut down the DNA sequence he had be working on, Desmond lay perfectly still, his muscles already protesting at the thought of moving after his 18 hour stint in the Animus. He listened as Rebecca stood and stretched with loud exaggerated sounds. “That is totally it – really, no more! 3 days of 18 hour trips with Baby, I’m calling it a night right now!!” Desmond only hummed. “I don’t know how you do it Desmond.” Rebecca continued, not noticing that Desmond hadn’t actually moved since she removed herself from her post at Baby’s console.

“The lazy sod just lies there – he doesn’t do anything.” Shaun added in a put out tone. Desmond just ignored him even as Rebecca jumped to his aid. “Hey – he works for it. Anyway, seriously – g’night guys. Don’t stay up too late – and Shaun? Behave.” Desmond couldn’t stop the smile that spread on his face at Shaun’s indignant squawk. “I have no idea what you’re talking about – I’m always on my best behaviour. Right Des?” Desmond chuckled even as Rebecca’s reply of “Yeah, right” became muffled as she exited the room heading to her sleeping quarters.

Silence filled the room, and Desmond closed his eyes, almost falling asleep before Shaun’s voice startled him back to his senses. “C’mon Desmond – Shift’s over.” Desmond could feel Shaun’s eyes on him, watching him, studying him. “Yeah, yeah… I know…” He really didn’t want to move. He could feel his back lock in pain even as he made as if he was going to swing his legs over and at the very least sit up. With a sigh he swung one leg over the edge of the reclined seat he was in an he grunted as his back flared up, muscles instantly cramping.

Desmond blinked as he found Shaun in front of him in an instant. “Again?” He asked. Desmond couldn’t hear any accusation in his words, just barely consealed concern in the statement. “Yeah…” Desmond conceded and took Shaun’s hand as it was offered, allowing them both to slowly and gently lever him onto his feet. Desmond felt proud he only let out a few low groans of discomfort until he was stood directly in front of Shaun, arms and hands still clasped in firm grips.

“Come on.” Shaun said, releasing his hold on Desmond. Desmond quirked his eyebrow at Shaun’s retreating form but followed silently and without protest until they came to Shaun’s room. “Strip down and lie down on your front.” This caused Desmond to pause. “W-what?” He asked. “Why?” Shaun sighed as if he was greatly put upon. “Really Desmond. So I can ravish you. What the hell do you think?” Desmond was too tired to take serious offence, but he was sore and tiered, and a little bit on the confused side.

“Look,” Shaun started softly as he approached Desmond. “You’re tiered, and your back is killing you. I’m just going to give you a quick massage to help get your muscles to relax.” At Desmond’s confused look Shaun continued. “I’m not that much of an ass-hole to let you continue hurting in silence.” Desmond flushed and looked away. That certainly wasn’t what he was thinking. Far from it. “Thanks” Desmond muttered as he gingerly moved to remove his hoodie.

In no time at all, thanks to a little help from Shaun, Desmond had stripped down and had positioned himself in the middle of Shaun’s bed. Getting comfortable, Desmond started a little when he felt Shaun straddle his ass. “Settle down Desmond, it’s just so I can get to all your muscles.” Taking a deep breath, Desmond tried to still his suddenly beating heart and relax as he heard a cap pop and then felt cooling oil dribble onto his back.

He was soon in heaven. Shaun’s hands were amazing as they sought and worked every muscled knot in his back, every vertebrae and all the areas in between. His skin soon heated and Desmond felt a steady flush spread over his body as it reacted to the pleasure of his knots releasing. Desmond didn’t realise he’d let out a pleased moan at one particular knot, arching not only his back but his ass into Shaun’s weight.

Desmond almost froze as he felt a distinct bulge against his ass that he hadn’t noticed before. Shaun let out a gentle sigh, continuing in his work. “Don’t worry Desmond. It’s only natural, you don’t need to worry.” Desmond’s mind whirled at the new development. Shaun was getting as much out of this as he was. More heat of a different nature spread through him and he experimentally thrust his crotch forward then back against Shaun which caused Shaun to chuckle. It was certainly not the reaction he was going for.

Shaun’s weight shifted from his back and off the bed, causing Desmond to hold his breath and listen as Shaun seemed to walk around the side of the bed into his line of vision. Leaning over Desmond, Shaun paused before quirking a soft smile and kissing Desmond on the lips. Desmond instantly went to pull Shaun closer, but Shaun pulled back making a gentle tutting noise. “Lay still Des, or else you’ll ruin all my hard work.” Reading Desmond’s quirked eyebrow, Shaun chuckled. I’m not going anywhere. We can talk in the morning.

Desmond closed his eyes as Shaun vanished to the other end of the bed, where he heard the rustling of clothes. He soon felt a warm body slide next to his and a cotton sheet cover their bodies. Desmond made an effort to turn over and embrace Shaun. “Great, he’s a cuddler….” Shaun griped with no heat in his voice, even as he also put an arm around Desmond, holding him close. “Shut up.” Desmond smiled, eyes closing and his whole body relaxing for the first time in months.

Connor/Mariam/Norris Happy Threesome

[(Anonymous)]

Sure, Mariam and Norris like each other just fine. But they both quickly realize that they like Connor that much more. And since Mariam and Norris are both reasonable, chill people, why waste time angsting and fighting over their hot landlord when sharing is so much better? So they hatch a plan to play dumb and get Connor to "help" them get together. Connor's reward for his diligence in helping out his buddies? He gets to share their wedding bed.

I'd love to see shy!Connor at first stuttering, overwhelmed and adorably flattered by Mariam's and Norris' attraction to him...only to turn into an eager, dominant sort once those two get him going.

Re: Connor/Mariam/Norris Happy Threesome

[(Anonymous)]

oh hell yes this

Something Clay-centric

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like there's not enough appreciation for Clay- for how smart he is, for how much he sacrificed, for everything he did for Desmond. I want something about him, a look into his mind before or during or after everything. It can be gen or not (i do really like clay/des but don't shoehorn it in there just for me), just as long as it's got a healthy amount of Clay.

Re: Something Clay-centric

[(Anonymous)]

I will get on this so hard. Revelations is my favorite game mostly because of Clay... And Clay/Desmond is my OTP like burning so I will try to get something written up for this uvu

AC3/Last of the Mohicans Crossover

[(Anonymous)]

So I can't be the only one who listens to the Last of the Mohicans soundtrack while I wander around in AC3? Okay, maybe I am...

Anyway, I'd love to see a crossover with Last of the Mohicans, ideally the movie version with Daniel Day Lewis. Hawkeye, Cora and Chingachgook would be a bit older since the movie takes place during the French and Indian War. But they'd still be badasses. While they may not be assassins, I think they'd love assisting the Brotherhood. Especially Connor, who's determination and kindness remind them of their slain friend, Uncas.