Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Protocreed, self-cest

[(Anonymous)]

For the purposes of this prompt, let's assume that Alex can somehow absorb enough of someone's DNA to transform into them, but without killing them. The point is, Alex turns into Desmond and fucks him.

Desmond can be on board with this idea or not. I don't mind if things go into dub- or non-con territory.

Re: Protocreed, self-cest

[(Anonymous)]

BRUH this is some Good Shit right there

Toy Story AU (crack possibly)

[(Anonymous)]

Okay ya know the action figures Ubisoft sells? Toy Story AU where the Assassin figures and the Templar figures wage a war that has to be kept secret from both the humans and the other "civilian" toys. (Perhaps also they seek Pieces of Eden that are in actuality some mundane object which just seems supernatural from a toy's perspective... think like the Cragle from the Lego Movie XD)

How about the other assassins?

[(Anonymous)]

How do you think, what characters from other franchises are assassins or Assassin descendants and why?
My bets are on Riddick (descendant, increased agility + eagle vision), Daredevil (descendant, eagle vision +hand to hand combat + parkour, he was trained but left the creed over how he interpreted the code, let's say he is very serious about "stay your blade from the flesh of the innocent") and Robin Hood (because he fights a corrupt tyranical asshole and wears a hood)

Re: How about the other assassins?

[(Anonymous)]

A tumblr friend shared with me the idea that Delsin Rowe (inFAMOUS Second Son) is descended from Ratonhnhaké:ton. :D

[(Anonymous)]

Loved it! AssCrack is the best! Write all the random wonderful ideas, pretty please with pink bunnies on top.

[(Anonymous)]

Is this the most meta misfire fill or deliberate baiting? I don’t know and nor do I care.

Life with the Assassins is sometimes too crazy for Desmond. “You cannot possibly believe that.”

“Why not? Why couldn’t the Templars be responsible for chemtrails? They were behind John F. Kennedy’s assassination! They hide the existence of aliens from the population!”

Desmond shrugs. “So do we.”

“You’re missing the point, Desmond! Poisoning everyone to control them is standard Templar M.O.!”

Desmond can deal with wars between hidden factions that control the world lasting for millennia. He cannot deal with this Hollow Earth shit. “Next you’ll tell me they’re behind water fluoridation.”

“Well, duh.”

Desmond tries to turn toward a bastion of sanity. “Shaun, help me out man. Rebecca’s crazy.”

Shaun sighs. “Rebecca, trying to explain something to Desmond is always wasted time. Why bother trying? Desmond, you’re the addled one. Why is your tiny skull unable to understand the truth with so many proofs right in front of you?”

“What proof? You have no proof!” This is the only time in recent history he’s wanted his dad around. To think he’s looking for his dad for someone to make sense.

“Of course, Templars control the whole world and you’ve been fighting them for some time, but that wouldn’t be enough for you, now would it? Shall I present the water and air analysis our experts did? It was tough, the Templars aren’t stupid enough to use easily detected chemicals, but we got the best.”

Oh no. “You have those. You really have those. You’re not kidding.”

Both Rebecca and Shaun are smirking at him, damn them. “Told you.”

Why did he ever think common sense could apply anywhere on this world. “Let me guess, some other conspiracies are true. Is the Earth flat? Are Reptilians real!? Give it all to me. In fact, make it a list. Write all the random wonderful ideas, pretty please with pink bunnies on top. I need to know.”

Rebecca turns her attention to her computer for one second. The next, Desmond does have a list. It’s numbered with the current status of the theory: disproved, in study, proved, holy shit this one’s real let’s dispatch a team to take care of it now. “How did you even find the Nazi’s secret Antarctic base?”

“By being bleeding cold, that’s how we did. Oh, we also did a lot of old-fashioned research and some infiltration, but it was mostly cold. Worse, we didn’t find anything of worth in it.”

Desmond keeps reading. “Why is there a team looking for the Yeti as we speak?”

“It might be a member of another alien civilization, a Precursor having assumed a different type of corporal form, or a drunk man in a suit. How should we know? We have to know if it’s important to find out if we need to keep it out of Templars’ hands.”

“Shaun, you’re an historian, you can’t enjoy wasting your time on this type of crazy crack.”

“I love it! Crack is the best. There’s nothing quite as fun as seriously considering whether Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. It can actually be quite close to regular historical research. It’s fun.”

“…Okay, I’m going to let you work at it then. I want nothing to do with that, so I’m going to bed.” Desmond is risking his life with crazy conspiracy theorists. Why.

“Don’t let the Shadow People bite!”

“I hate you.”

Crack - Murder Ballads Assassin Style

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sick, and have a fever and I'm on like three different drugs right now (legit medication, the lot but I still feel crazy dizzy). And I just realised Connor's search for Charles Lee could make a really fun murder ballad (think the eponymous album by Nick Cave type).

Re: filled ish Crack - Murder Ballads Assassin Style

[(Anonymous)]

Have you ever listened to Sanre and Deadfall?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RR8MsdKHtVE

Desmond and Deadpool

[(Anonymous)]

Since both are voiced by Nolan North?
Go wherever you like with that.

You've done it

[(Anonymous)]

You've broken my mind in the best way. I loved the sexystuff and fourth wall breakage always rocks.

Re: You've done it

[(Anonymous)]

Dammit misfire. Was meant as a comment.

You aren't an Assassin till you banged a Templar

[(Anonymous)]

No, not bagged. Banged.
Or, seducing the enemy as a rite of passage. Smut, crack, whatever.
Preferably Desmond, but will take any/any.

Re: You aren't an Assassin till you banged a Templar

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded! I kinda want to see this with Desmond and Daniel!

FINALLY Finished a Request From Years Ago

[(Anonymous)]

So I FINALLY finished this prompt of an AU Fem!Connor/Hickey scenario http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/2158.html?thread=10960238#cmt10960238

The full story is posted here, http://archiveofourown.org/works/894764/chapters/1727740

Frye twins as high-class prostitues, Starrick wants them

[(Anonymous)]

Somewhere, something went wrong in the Frye twins lives, and they ended up in the world's oldest profession, both of them. But with their looks, charm, intelligence and wit, it's not long before someone sees their potential and they are taken off the street and into a very exclusive gentleman's club -cum brothel, where they quickly become the favorites.

One of the clients happens to be the powerful Crawford Starrick, who despite his frequent patronage never takes the girls or boys to his bed, but when he meets the Fryes, he is instantly intrigued, almost smitten and for the first time in a long time, he *wants* - but he is also not a man who shares anything he values, and the twins should be valued, any fool can see that.

Starrick isn't prepared to simply be a 'client' of theirs, and is willing to do whatever it takes to ensure the twins are solely his.

Pairing can be Starrick/Jacob, Starrick/Evie or Starrick/Jacob/Evie - totally up to anon. Please no really mean/nasty!Starrick (he can be strict etc but not a real bastard)

Jacob/Roth, Jacob/Starrick - Starrick saves JAcob from abuse

[(Anonymous)]

Jacob is trapped in an abusive relationship with Roth. After escaping after a severe beating he runs into (literally) Crawford Starrick who it turns out has a deep hatred of those who abuse their partners.

Against all odds, Starrick turns out to be just what Jacob needs to recover from Roth. It may be a slow process but Starrick is a patient man, and despite being a Templar, a good one. Jacob never thought he'd fall in love - truly, because Roth he now knows was never love, but Jacob refuses to loose their hard won happiness.

Roth however hasn't finished with Jacob, that boy is HIS, but is it wise to go up against the Grand Master, or more especially a man in love and deadly protective

ProtoCreed: Digital Love

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, you know that fanon where Desmond is "in the grey" post-AC3, his mind uploaded into the global cloud internet whatever? What if there's a big bad computer virus floating around there too? One that was designed as a terrible tool to destroy the internet, but it's gained sentience and has decided to use its powers for good instead of evil? And it's named itself Alex. And they meet. And Desmond is smitten. (Hey he might not be "human" anymore but he still has feelings dammit!)

jacob comes out

[(Anonymous)]

okay wikipedia tells me the word "bisexual" didn't exist until 1892 but obviously bisexual people existed and I have a need to see the fic of him coming out in whatever terminology like maybe

evie: i always see you looking at ned with this weird crushy face... you know he's a guy right?
jacob: yesss i know he's a guy, okay but... the thing is.... *mumbles*
evie: hm? what was that?
jacob: *quietly* i like guys too

Re: jacob comes out

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe in the Ass universe it appeared earlier? Like coffee? Which Ezio drank before it was a thing in Europe?

Starrick/Jacob To save his family...

[(Anonymous)]

For Jacob Frye, family is everything, it may be tiny but it’s all he’s got and he’ll cling to it with everything he has. So when his brother-in-law Henry is accused of stealing company secrets (and money) from Abstergo, the company he works for and faces a long prison sentence, partly because of the power and influence the company has, Jacob’s twin sister Evie having a difficult pregnancy and needs her husband. Henry is facing a harsh prison sentence, at an even harsher prison and Jacob knows Henry won’t survive, and neither will Evie and he cannot loose Evie. He'll do *anything*, including personally begging CEO Crawford Starrick on his knees. But Crawford has a well earned hard reputation that even the most cut-throat business men think twice about offending, and not someone you ask a favour from. Crawford has no time of sentimentality or sob stories...but he does have time to admire Jacob’s very pretty face. Crawford is tired of the faceless one night stands and fortune hunters, not to mention Abstergo’s enemies trying to woo him, and even Crawford knows he could also do with softening his image a bit. Jacob gives him the perfect opportunity.

He 'invites' Jacob to a private dinner and makes him a one-time offer: Crawford will forgive and forget the theft, and he'll take care of the Frye's financially, medically etc, but he wants Jacob to marry him. Jacob knows he has no choice but can he marry a complete stranger, especially one who has such a cold reputation. But despite Crawford’s (almost) smug victory over Jacob's reluctant acceptance, it turns out neither of them are remotely prepared for what has been agreed too...bottom!Jacob only please.

Please don't repost the prompt with anything altered. Can include Templar/Assassins if desired. Can be set in Victorian or modern times. If preferred Jacob can be exchanged for Evie.

Starrick is one of Frye twins Mate

[(Anonymous)]

Despite all reason, and against all odds, Crawford Starrick turns out to be one (or both) of the Frye twins Mate. That's something no one can ignore, not even themselves. Mates cannot live without each other.

It isn't supposed to happen between Templars and Assassins, they are natural enemies, but apparently someone upstairs didn't get the message. So what can be done?

Evie/Henry period racism/bigotry becomes dangerous

[(Anonymous)]

In Victorian London, I would imagine an interracial couple like Henry and Evie wouldn't go down so well, and may have even been illegal. Evie's a strong woman and has never felt the need to conform, and Henry has always strove the follow the pacifist route and avoiding confrontation. Both are strong in themselves, and their love for each other. Also they are Assassins, they do not need to be afraid.

But bravey isn't always enough to over-come bigoted intolerance turned to hatred. People are not supposed to step out of their roles - Evie is a woman and must conform, and Henry...well he should have more sense than to be seen with and English woman and some people feel if they won't listen and respect social norms, they need to be taught a lesson, especially Evie learning a woman's true place...

Re: Evie/Henry period racism/bigotry becomes dangerous

[(Anonymous)]

I think whoever attacked Evie would soon learn their place.

Evie/Starrick arranged marriage

[(Anonymous)]

Evie has been forced into an arranged marriage with Starrick and it's her wedding night. She has no intention of 'lying back and think of England' but it turns out her husband and her wedding night are not what she expected, and despite herself, turns into the best night of her life

But post (amazing) wedding night, how is she, a proud Assassin, to supposed to manage being married to an equally proud Templar - the head no less. But again, Crawford might pleasantly surprise her

Evie can be changed to Jacob if prefered

Evie and Jacob are Starrick's beloved pets

[(Anonymous)]

The Frye twins are Crawford Starrick's beloved pets/consorts. Starrick takes great pride in having tamed the Assassin twins and loves taking care of them and providing for them, but is a firm Master and will brock no disobedience.

Not all the Templars - especially the higher ups are happy that Starrick has two Assassins in his home and bed, in Templar headquarters and although they are loyal to Starrick personally, neither will obey any other high ranking Templar, and some of the Templars are not happy and decide to teach the twins true obedience.

However they didn't count on Crawford feelings for his twins. He is the only one allowed to punnish them *if* he sees fit. They might be his fellow Templars, but he will show no mercy to those that try to hurt what is his

Maria, Altair, brutal domination

[(Anonymous)]

I just need Maria kicking the shit out of Altair. For... reasons. Or Maria and Robert?
Bonus if its modern au

Evie, Jacob and Henry are in a commited threesome relationship

[(Anonymous)]

Evie, Jacob and Henry are all in a consensual, happy threesome relationship, they are all ever others lover, deeply in love with each other and no one holds more 'status' than anyone else. They all live happily together, share a bed etc and maybe even have children together.

How 'open' they are about this is up to anon, but I kind of like the idea of rumours - mainly by the Templars, that can never be proved and the the Fryes and Henry remain at the top of high society. Extra bonus if they all somehow married each other, so they can be each other's husband/wife at different times and at different functions.

Starrick and Roth compete for Jacob

[(Anonymous)]

Crawford Starrick and Maxwell Roth both want Jacob Frye, it doesn't matter that the boy is an Assassin, and they know Jacob is fond of male company, and both have caught Jacob's eye, so their attentions would not be unwelcome, but no worthy Templar would ever share their lover with another. So who will win the battle for Jacob in their bed (and maybe unknowingly in their heart) and what methods are both willing to stoop to to ensure their success at the expense of the other?

Jacob or Evie is married to Crawford and isn't miserable

[(Anonymous)]

Jacob or Evie has ended up in an enforced marriage with Starrick and is expecting their first child, Starrick's all important and longed for heir.

Although they did not want this marriage and the Templars still represent all the Frye's loathe, and Starrick still has no patience for the Assassin's beliefs, yet somehow the marriage between them and Starrick isn't as unhappy as one would assume, and it's not just because of their awesome sex life (although that definitely helps)

Bonus: The baby is actually twins. No evil/bastard!Starrick please. He doesn't have to be nice but not cruel to his spouse

Evie/Jacob has amnedia, Starrick takes advantage

[(Anonymous)]

Jacob or Evie is badly injured in a Rook/Blighter fight and somehow gets left behind in all the chaos. They are found by none other then Crawford Starrick, and should have been killed.

Yet Starrick knows an opportunity when he sees one. The Frye twin wakes up in Starrick's house with no memory of who they are, only that their life was saved by Crawford.

Over the weeks/months he carefully grooms them into being loyal to him, and the Templar cause, and before long the pair are lovers, and the twin cannot imagine life without Crawford. They prove a huge assesst to the Templars, all blissfully unaware of the truth.

Their twin, the Rooks and their allies are tearing apart London looking for the missing Frye, but when they finally see them, completely devoted to Starrick, have they lost their twin forever?

fryt

[(Anonymous)]

Let's say five to ten years postgame, Ned and Jacob have been living together most of those years, and now decide to have a child (either by adoption or pregnancy). Everything is fluffy and lovely and cute.

Bonus love if you include their grandkid Lydia~

Re: fryt

[(Anonymous)]

Shoot, that title was supposed to be "frynert plus kids" but i fucked it up

Edward Kenway in a dress

[(Anonymous)]

He makes quite a fetching woman, actually.
Anything with this and bonus for Kidd, yoho

Re: Edward Kenway in a dress

[(Anonymous)]

bloody fuckballs i love thi s