Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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How about some femslash?

[(Anonymous)]

I know I should be finishing a fill, I've had this prompt saved up for weeks.

Behold, a femslash-centric prompt! And goodie, choices!


Option 1: Paola and Teodora wish to congratulate Claudia on her initiation into the Brotherhood, and steals her away after her celebration to ravish her properly.

Extra points if Claudia surprises them both by showing some form of sexual expertise (she is an Auditore after all)


Option 2: Lucrezia/Caterina hatesex, with a bound/gagged (with Lucrezia's panties) Caterina.

Bonus points if Cesare comes in, getting turned on by a Dominant Lucrezia and takes her from behind.


Option 3: Rebecca and Lucy perform an erotic strip tease to some of Bec's music. Shaun and Desmond can only watch helplessly as they are tied to their chairs, pants-less but unable to touch themselves as the girls get busy in front of them.

1-Up if ONLY one of the boys comes without physical stimulation, and the other doesn’t get to come at all

FILL: Turnabout [1/?]

[(Anonymous)]

Caution, this is fourth-wall-breaking, and may be slightly out of character at times. Enjoy.

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"You know what, guys, me and Lucy are so fucking pissed." The angry sentence comes out of the blue from Rebecca one evening, but it sounds like something she's been sitting on for a while. "We're sick and tired of you two getting all the attention!"

"Attention? What are you talking about?" Desmond says. He knows full well what she means, but he also knows that none of them are supposed to let on that they know.

"The fandom!" Rebecca screeches.

Shaun groans. "Now you've done it. You've gone and broken the fourth wall. Brilliant."

Rebecca continues her rant as if he hadn't said a word. "Shaun/Desmond, Shaun/Desmond, Shaun/Desmond! It's like you two are the only moderns! Sometimes it's Clay/Desmond or Alex/Desmond or Ancestor/Desmond, but it's abso-fucking-lutely never Lucy/Shaun, or Alex/Rebecca, or Lucy/Vidic, or Rebecca/Desmond!"

"Who the hell would want to see anybody/Vidic?" Shaun asks, shuddering.

"I ran an analysis," Lucy seethes, ignoring the question. "Seventy-four percent of fans said 'Deshaun' is their OTP."

Desmond winces, as if physically hurt by the two syllables of "Deshaun". "God, I so fucking hate that cutesy nickname!"

"Another thirteen point five say they don't ship it but their favorites and bookmarks tell another story!"

"Hey, slashers gonna slash! Whaddya want us to do about it?!" Desmond retorts. "We can't make fangirls change their mi-" He stops, a horrified look creeping over his face. "Oh my god. You're not going to use the Apple to control their shipping preferences?!"

"Hell no."

"Then what are you suggesting?" snipes Shaun. "Shall we have Erudito track the IP address of every visitor to shaunanddesmond.deviantart.com, then go to their house and threaten them with bodily injury?!"

Desmond gives him a puzzled look. He seems pretty certain of that URL. It didn't sound like something he made up off the top of his head.

"Of course we're not doing anything like that!" Rebecca snarls. Then her tone becomes less angry, more cold and calculating. "We've thought of a much better way."

Lucy nods, a smirk playing on her glossy lips. "It is true- although nothing is true- that 'slashers gonna slash'. But we're going to show them a new type of slash..." She paused for dramatic effect. "Femmeslash."

Rebecca gives her a high five. "And it'll be so hot, it'll blow their clits off."

"Femmeslash." Shaun adjusts his glasses. "But these fangirls are attracted to men."

"Yeah, I mean, sure there's male AC fans out there," Desmond admits with a shrug, "but they don't really go in for shipping at all. They're just into the 'badass stealth killing machines throughout history' thing that the games got going on. Hell, some of them even have the coglioni to say that all the Desmond stuff is boring!" He looks very angry about this part.

"That's where you two come in," Lucy says slyly, holding up a coiled length of rope.

"What?" the two men say in unison.

"Take off your clothes."

"What?!"

"You're right, they're into men. So we'll give them men. But all the action is going to be me and Luce," Rebecca explains. "Take 'em off."

Her demanding tone is stirring something in Desmond, and he tries to tell his boner to go away. But it was no use. This was one of his recurring fantasies: a girl telling him to strip. Add to that the fact that he hadn't gotten laid since well before his capture by Abstergo, and when he'd found out they had cameras in his room, he'd decided to refrain from masturbation. After the rescue, he'd only been able to get himself off once or twice, since they all were in such close quarters.

"I... I guess we have to, Shaun," Desmond tries to sound annoyed as he unzips his hoodie.

"You can't be seriously going along with this bollocks!"

"You heard her. It's the only way to make fans stop shipping us together." He tosses the hoodie away and peels off his shirt.

"You've all gone mental."

Without him noticing, Rebecca has crept up behind Shaun, and she now grabs his wrists and wrangles them backwards. "What the bloody hell?!" His eyes widen when he hears a click. "Handcuffs?! You seriously have gone mental!"

"You're doing this, whether you like it or not," Rebecca declares, speaking the words only inches from his ear.

Alive After All. Haytham/Ziio

[(Anonymous)]

When the other children return to the village with no signs of Ratonhnhaké:ton, Ziio goes out to look for him. Finding him unconscious, she stays with him until he wakes up, thus missing the attack by George's men.

9 years later, the Apple sends Ratonhnhaké:ton, and things happen as in the game.

Durring Haytham and Connor's little Church-chase in the abandoned brewery, Connor lies and tells Haytham that Ziio died when he was young, as he still does not trust him.
Haytham, being the 'gentleman' that he is, decides to go to Kanatahséton to pay his respect, only to find Ziio alive and well, (and probably furious about all the things he son as been through).

Re: Alive After All. Haytham/Ziio

[(Anonymous)]

YES! THIS! Seconding. (I'm a sucker for Fix-It fics).

Wreck-It-Ralph crossover

[(Anonymous)]

Assassin's Creed is the newest arcade game to be plugged in. Each new assassin is a patch and Altaïr comforts Connor when his release isn't as well received as Ezio. May I please see the characters getting used to this brand new collection of dangerous characters? Maybe the Sugar Rush kids are terrified of the Assassins at first until Desmond and Connor hang out with them? Haytham is dragged off to a Bad Anon meeting? Leonardo is a hit for being able to design awesome new bonus levels? Who knows?

Man, I just love the world in Wreck-It-Ralph - it was really cool. It has some great meta potential.

Re: Wreck-It-Ralph crossover

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!

The kids of the Homestead

[(Anonymous)]

During the homestead missions you never really interact with Maria or the lumberjack boys except as plot devices in one or two cut scenes. However they have struck me as these kids who you never see because they are off discovering some amazing shit but none of the adults ever notice. So I'd like to see these mystery kids gallivanting off on adventures of their own.

Bonuses are allowing Conner to come along since he's barely twenty, or taking Hunter along as "training"

FILL: The Exploits of Maria, Adventurer Extraordinaire (1/?)

[(Anonymous)]

Someone requested I fill this prompt, so here I am.

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Chapter 1

In which Maria reminisces about her teen heart-throb, Lafayette

*

Lucy and Eleanor were tugging at each other amid screeches. Sighing, Maria took a sip from her cup.

"Oh, will you two stop squabbling!"

Sometimes Maria wished the two girls would just throw caution to the wind, have a real fist-fight, instead of this never-ending bickering.

This time it was over a hat the two had been decorating together peacefully just moments before. Granted, it was a very pretty hat, but good God could the two be vexing when they put their minds to it.

One bloody nose or two would do them a world of good.

"But I want to take it with me to New York!"

"Grandmother, didn't you grow up in New York?"

"Grow up in New York, you say? Hmm. Certainly I was born there and lived there for the first years of my life. Still know the streets like the back of my hand. But if anything, it wasn't until I moved to the Davenport Homestead - so called because of Achilles, Connor's benefactor, who owned the estate and lands - where I truly started living. I should say that's where I grew up." A contemplative look took over her features and the children grew quiet, recognizing the expression with a small thrill.

Maria had lived a long life and gone on many adventures, but it was her most precious memories she kept close to her heart and largely hidden. Connor, in particular, was a name often mentioned but rarely talked about. Any time someone asked about him directly, Maria shut up like a clam.

"It's so you will find your own adventures." She'd say. "We'll trade stories when you have some of your own."

But Maria was getting old, and her cup wasn't all that empty these days. It didn't take much to persuade her to loosen her lips, and though the children enjoyed her stories the best out of anyone else's, they often forgot to take time off from their own busy schedules to do so.

"Our Homestead was small, even if we did have a church built on the grounds and a large inn, but it was by no means less grand than any of the finer towns. Indeed our community was humble, but never did I see a finer plot of land. And I have been to London, Cairo, Delhi and Paris as you know!" She paused to take another sip.

"France, bah! You could not pay me to set foot in that, that cesspool of shit-"

"Grandmother!" Eleanor cried, scandalized.

"Well it is! Had you ever smelled Versailles, you would think the same. Years after those nobles had their heads chopped off, and their stench still lingered. Worse than a pigsty. And to think of how they treated Lafayette. Scoundrels, the lot of them." Maria took another sip and hiccupped. "Threathened to cut his head off, ran him out like... Like a rat! And all this after everything he did for the people of France. Putains de bâtards!"

Eleanor, who had already began studying French, and therefore considered herself at least two times more elegant than her younger cousin Lucy, gasped in horror.

"Oh, come off it. Better you learn these things from me than those little boys you throw your gloves at."

"I... I do not throw my gloves at boys!"

"Nor I!"

At Maria's snort, Eleanor felt the need to defend herself.

"It's just. Well. I sometimes have to practice my aim, don't I? What if I am to meet my intended and only have one pair of finest silk gloves in my possession? I should not hope to lose them. And it is in this manner a true gentleman will distinguish himself-"

Maria banged her cane against Eleanor's legs and the girl shrieked.

"You are a child! A time will come when you will be bound by your duty and gender. You need not worry about gentlemen of consequence yet." Eleanor flushed in anger but Maria kept muttering.

"One pair of silken gloves, indeed... As if we do not have access to the finest clothes, hats and gloves, the finest silk and muslin!"

Eleanor stomped away in anger, cheeks flushed. Maria sighed and turned her attentions towards Lucy.

"And what of you, dearest? Torment any boys lately?"

"Our neighbors Desmond and Clayton are not so bad. They never pull my hair and sometimes take me to the park when Eleanor is calling on her friends."

Maria gave her a smirk.

"They sound like good eggs. Well, run along now. I suspect your aunt will be here to yell at me in a few moments." She winked and Lucy giggled, a skip in her step as she left to follow her cousin.

Maria's eyes glazed over and her smirk turned fond, as she recalled the day Connor took her to meet Lafayette in Lexington.

It had not occurred to her, how much older and worldly her friend was, until she had seen Connor clasp hands with Lafayette and she had seen no difference in status, no superiority over the other. Lafayette, a man who had won wars and seen so much, a man who greeted this native boy - no, a man - with open delight and Connor seemed to regard the Marquis just as warmly.

The people of Lexington and many others besides, had awaited Lafayette's arrival to the celebratory ball with such anticipation, you could almost taste it in the air.
Yet it was her, and not the other girls brimming with jealousy, who had received a kiss on her glowed hand from Lafayette.
True, he was married - and if anything, Lafayette seemed to prefer the ever oblivious Connor to any girl there - but it didn't stop the pitter patter of her heart, or the happy flush of color overtaking her complexion.

Her mother had tailored her an excellent pair of gloves, and though Maria rarely dressed up - she much preferred Myriam's choice in clothes, but her mother was relentless in keeping her daughter looking respectable - she had eagerly put them on, in case Connor wasn't teasing her and they really were to meet the esteemed Lafayette.

After Lafayette had kissed her hand, she'd worn the gloves for two days before storing them inside a wooden box with velvet lining. She still had the box in her possessions, hidden and safely kept. The gloves had lost some of their lustre and form, but were still in one piece. Not at all like the gloves that were in fashion these days, so sheer you could poke a hole in them with a finger.

It was then she really took an interest in her mother's craft. To think; she'd never have taken up trade, traveled the seas, had it not been for Lafayette. Had it not been for Connor.

Just then her thoughts were interrupted by an angry shout.

"Mother!"

Maria sighed once again and gulped down the rest of her drink.

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Some notes for this chapter:

- Fun fact: calling someone a good egg was mostly used in the 1800s by British schoolboys, but Maria is very hip.
- I named Eleanor after Maria's mom Ellen, and Lucy/Desmond/Clay are there because, idk, these are their past lives I guess? And they get to have one story where they don't die horribly. I hope this doesn't veer too much into OC territory.
- I'm taking some liberties with irl history here - I don't think Lafayette would have been attending any balls in Lexington when Maria was a teenager - but canon doesn't care about accuracy, so I'm not too bothered about it either.
Also consider Maria's opinions re: Lafayette biased. Afaik, Lafayette was a supporter of the revolution but he also petitioned for some of the nobility to retain their titles, so... ?????
- Another fun fact: Lafayette was such a heart-throb, even his captors were like "I should kill you but I guess I'll just imprison you and make sure nobody but me has access to you for... reasons"

Thomas Jefferson/Connor

[(Anonymous)]

MILD SPOILERS FOR 'THE REDEMPTION' AHEAD!

You've seen how Jefferson looks at Connor as he fights, right? I cannot be the only one...

So, anon would love to see Jefferson kinda bedazzled and confused by Connor's presence during the resistance at first, then he develops a kind of an infatuation as he watches him fight, but he keeps a respectful distance once they get to know each other and he's all reverent and polite (I mean, the scene where he shakes hands with Connor and says "A pleasure, sir." is just precious... Few men have respected Ratonhnhaké:ton thus, and you have to keep in mind he didn't even don native clothing in the game. Yet people have treated him like scum.) and doesn't want to impose on Connor's personal bubble. But Connor soon opens up to him and is the one who initiates touch. You take it from here.



Bonus: Connor's new blue eyes. Please pay some attention to them, they're as beautiful as his real eyes. Maybe Jefferson is truly captivated by them or something.

Re: Thomas Jefferson/Connor

[(Anonymous)]

The blue eyes both scare me and intrigue me. Count me down as scared, aroused, and seconding this prompt.

Haytham/Captain Smythe. rough, dom/sub dynamics

[(Anonymous)]

You know, the guy who captained the ship that brought Haytham to America?

I just need Haytham being a gloriously dominating bastard and Smythe wishing he'd never opened his mouth in Haytham's presence because wow okay this might be the best orgasm he's had in a while but he fucking hates all this teasing and the dirty talk.

Bonuses:

- light bondage (hands tied behind the back/though the headboard, gags, blindfolds)
- Smythe worrying that the whole ship can hear them. (They can't, but Haytham tries very hard to change that.)
- Haytham doesn't bother with pulling out before falling asleep, and Smythe is too exhausted to insist that Haytham get the fuck out of the cabin and get his arms off him, he's not a teddy bear or a woman.

Re: Haytham/Captain Smythe. rough, dom/sub dynamics

[(Anonymous)]

idk if anyone still checks this but https://archiveofourown.org/works/45149521/chapters/113578678

The Repost of Reposts!

[(Anonymous)]

Guys, we need some more prompts filled from Part 5, the ratio is way off, so making a list here of some unfilled (or possible abandoned) prompts.

If you decide to fill one, post the fill at the prompt page (otherwise this thread could end up being quite long), then link to it in this thread with the prompt as Subject followed by 'Filled'.
e.g. "Norris in le Outhouse. FILLED"

"There's all manner of things to see and do." so let's write some fills.

Gen:
William discovers Desmond's body
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8637955

Desmond listens to Minerva
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8727043

Wary Shaun
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8742147

Connor and the things he clings to
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8783107

Familial Discipline
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8931843

Homesteaders, voyeurism
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9068035

Ziio/Haytham - Names
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9117699

Trapped in the Wolves Den
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9171971

Lee knew
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9360131

Aquila crew misjudge Connor
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9475331

The Old World Templars come to the Colonies
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9581827

The Second Purge
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9636355

Charles Lee and Clipper switch bodies
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9687811

Brother...Wolf?
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9691395

Sandwiched - Edward, Haytham and Connor
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9998595

Edward Kenway ain't 'fraid of no Kraken
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10052611

The DLC is Connor's delusion, aftermath
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10091523

Revenge of the Minstrel
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10115843

Cabin boy Connor
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10191619

Lee is a creepy stalker
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10429699



Family/Friends/Comfort:
"And if one wants children?"
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8666115

Charles/Haytham
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8737539

Haytham's Journal - Connor, angst/reminiscence
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8788227

Connor grows up with Haytham
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8828163

Connor, Achilles, Faulkner - family vacation
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8964611

Jealous Haytham
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8964611

Last memento
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9055235

Tree Climbing
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9161987

Break
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9229315

Losing him anyways
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9503747

Haytham needs a hug
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9534723

Altair/Maria slice of life raising the kids
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9722115

Connor, self-harm Self-fill by OP, so this goes here as well!
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10420483

Connor gets kidnapped, Haytham rescues him
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10459139



Fix-it:
Haytham raises Connor
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8657667

Desmond/Daniel, a different call.
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8674819

I just want, for once, something to go right for Connor.
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8788483

William decides to make the ultimate sacrifice in place of his son
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8823555

Connor's life actually is pretty awesome post-game
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8836867

Second Chance
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9171715

Boston Massacre Rewritten
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9443587

United
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9936387

William is a good father
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10352387

William trying to be good
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10423043



Het:
Aveline charming her way through everyone (Connor/Aveline)
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8654851

Jeanne/ Agaté
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8721667

Haytham/Ziio - Courting
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8988163

Connor - courting Aveline
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9153795

Haytham meets the family!
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9349379

Haytham/Aveline
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9394947

Haytham/Kaniehti:io, Genderswap AU
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9568003

Connor/Dobby, raising a family
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9838851

Connor/Aveline
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9964035

Haytham/Ziio - fluff
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10391811

Desmond and Rebecca because why not
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10482435

Slow and prolonged - Ezio/Lucrezia
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10490627



Slash:
Converting Connor
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8645635

Haytham/Connor, curiosity killed the cat.
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8678403

Charles Lee/Connor Hatesex!
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8768515

Territorial/Possessive Connor
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8804099

Connor/anyone. Prison
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8815875

Mermaid AU!! Connor/Haytham
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8845827

Lafayette/Connor Love Making
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8847875

Thomas Hickey/Connor - Sex for information
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8904707

Lafayette/Connor, no touching
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9022467

Connor switches to Mohawk during sex
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9051907

Double Agent - Hickey/Connor
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9182979

Connor/king Washington, begging
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9237507

Duncan/Connor
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9362947

HayCon Bondage
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9372931

HaythamConnor - Liaisons
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9415171

Blood Lust This was OP-filled, so let's try and give them a fill!
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9424643

Happiness in Slavery
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9467651

Malik/Altaïr: size differences
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9484035

Ezio/Suleiman
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9490691

AC I & III Collide - Altaïr/Connor
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9506307

HayCon pic prompts
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9520899

Altair/Abbas, consensual hatesex
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9540611

Another CharlesxConnor request - Secret relationship
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9552899

First time - Malik/Altaïr
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9562883

The Pleasure Chair
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9583619

Clipper/Lee, replacement for the real thing
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9587459

Haytham/Connor, Achilles discovers their relationship
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9592323

Haytham, Connor, mercenaries non-con/rescue/comfort fic
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9595907

Rejected Omega
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9604867

Massage therapy - Ezio/Leonardo
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9701379

Louis Mills/Haytham; flirting, rough sex
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9775619

Omega-verse bonding Alpha!Connor/Omega!Haytham
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9798403

Connor/Charles completely consensual on both sides
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9809923

Malik/Altair, Malik never lost his arm
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9849859

Prison Sex - Mason/Connor
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9935619

Haytham/Connor, shame, ust, rough sex, (daddykink)
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9943555

An AU where the Natives have beaten back the white man
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9988355

DLC WashConHayth
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10073091

Kanen/Connor WashCon Omegaverse
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10075651

WashCon Omegaverse DLC
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10077955

Connor/Haytham, King Washington makes them do it
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10147587

Omegaverse ConHayth - Losing control
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10163203

Never insult the hat! - Leonardo/Salai
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10231555

Kanen/Raton - DLC
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10232835

noisy connor! - Haytham/Connor
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10237955

Hickey/Lee Hate Sex
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10249475

Rare pairing ahoy - Haytham/Duncan
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10254339

Alpha/Omega: Connor is the most desirable and Haythem is protective.
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10259459

King Washington/Haytham
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10278403

Chief Kanen/Connor
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10308355

Haytham/Miko
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10310659

Conhayth
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10380803

Connor/ Clipper Awkwardness
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10436867

Haytham/Connor - Massage
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10447107

Darim/Tazim
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10458627

Connor, non-con: competency kink
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10476291



femslash
Rebecca/Lucy
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8740099

Lady Maverick/Independent
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8795907

Independent/Red coat AC3MP
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9762307



Gen/Slash/Het (up to writer in some cases):
Haytham/Connor or gen, manipulation
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8679683

The breaking of Haytham Kenway
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8684035

connor + haytham
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8702467

Ignorance is Bliss
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8732419

Prisoner
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8783619

Minerva's Future
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8784387

Shaun/Desmond, accent kink
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8846851

Ezio teaches Connor how to talk to women.
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8847875

Grand Sassmasster Haytham Kenway getting fucked
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=8936707

Reverse Pocahontas
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9000707

One-Sided ConHayth, Pining
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9003267

Norris in le Outhouse
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9021443

What's in a touch?
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9037315

Haytham/Jim Holden
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9179651

Haytham gets the Apple of Eden
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9333251

Leonardo and the Bebe Assassins of Roma
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9376771

Drugged Connor
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9379075

Haytham/Ziio Hypothermia
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9585923

[GEN or Desmond/Any] Hurt Comfort while in the animus
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9605379

Vigilantes/Altair
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9863939

Charles, you backstabber!
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10019075

Johnson/Hickey - pre-templars
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10029571

Achilles/Ziio
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10163459

Charles/Fem!Connor, possibly one sided?
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10174211

Kanentokon/Ratohnhaketon omegaverse
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10174979

Blind!Altair/Malik maybe?
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10205955

Haytham/Connor - Sexual fantasies
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10242307

Spanking - Malik/Altaír - Leonardo/Ezio - Haytham/Connor - William/Desmond
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10263043

Achilles-centric
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10275331

Achilles and Connor - Werewolf AU
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10393603

The Tyranny of Emperor Kenway
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10434819

Insane Daddy!Haytham
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10452739

La Volpe/One of his Thieves - Crush/puppy love
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10482179


Other
Animals/Connor
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9048835

Connor selfcest
http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=9460739

Re: The Repost of Reposts!

[(Anonymous)]

Can you move it to either the fills section or the discussion? Or even better there are tons of inactive archives that you can get into contact with to do thing kind of thing or start your own archive.

Lost, then found

[(Anonymous)]

During an attempt to take down one of the occupied Forts, Connor is wounded and captured by the Templars/Redcoats. Instead of killing him, they decide to keep him (whatever reasoning you want - death is too good for him, etc). His recruits know something has gone wrong when they don't hear from Connor, and begin to search for him. They are unsuccessful, and after weeks of nothing, begin to lose hope that Connor is alive. As the weeks turn to months, the Assassins are forced to call the search off, and one of the others takes up leadership of the group.

Some more time passes, and after liberating a Fort from Templar/Redcoat control, one of the recruits finally finds Connor hidden away in a concealed room. He was clearly tortured (sexually or not), and the recruit is horrified at how broken/hurt the young man is (Connor reacts badly to touch when they try to help, doesn't realize/remember who they are, etc). They manage to get him to a safer, more secure area and hope that he'll recover soon, taking turns helping/watching over him (or they take him back to Davenport, where the homesteaders can help with his healing?)

It isn't necessary that Connor is fully healed in the end, the set up makes for years of healing before that happens. And I'm not looking for explicit torture scenes, but brief flashbacks when Connor is healing would be welcome. (I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm a sucker for h/c fic.)

They may or may not be father and son (Haytham/Connor, past Haytham/Ziio)

[(Anonymous)]

(I only realized there's a pt.6 after I post this on pt.5.......So I'm going to post it again here...Silly anon is silly...)

This prompt is a bit long, so please bear with me.
So basically it's a modern!AU. When Haytham was young, he had a relationship with Ziio, but they eventually parted ways. Shortly afterwards, Ziio had some rebound hook-ups, and later found out she was pregnant. So even Ziio herself didn't know who Connor's real father was. But she did mention her relationship with Haytham to Connor a couple times.
Fast forward to present times. Connor met Haytham. They realized they could very well be father and son, even though they both hated the idea. So they took a DNA test. However, while waiting for the result (those tests take like a month or so), they developed a strong mutual attraction to each other and struggled with it. Whether they turned out to be father and son is up to the author!anon, but I personally prefer they weren't.

BONUS POINTS for...
- Charles has been hopelessly in love with Haytham for god knows how long, and was a jealous little bitch towards Connor.
- Connor's bullheadedness insisted that they acted on the attraction even before the results come back. ("Will we be able to stop if we turn out to be blood-related? I don't think so. So what's the point of pretending we're not attracted to each other?")
- They met through work.
- Haytham just LOVES to call Connor "son."

Re: They may or may not be father and son (Haytham/Connor, past Haytham/Ziio)

[(Anonymous)]

Sweet Lucifer... I love you and this prompt... Just fucking look at that last bonus... Seconded with the force of a thousand suns. This must be filled.

The Walking Dead Xover!

[(Anonymous)]

The title says it all :)
Writer!anon can choose however you want to approach this. Haytham = the Governor, Connor = Rick, Hickey = Merle, Ezio = Daryl(?), IDC. Just want to see some Templars and Assassins slaying Zs!
As for pairing, I personally prefer Hay/Con (they don't have to be related), but just no Haytham/Charles or Connor/Charles, please.

Re: The Walking Dead Xover!

[(Anonymous)]

I can imagine desmond being carl

Clay/Des- something happy

[(Anonymous)]

I'm beginning to think happy Clay/Des fic is a myth, because I certainly can't seem to find any. I just want to read about my otp and not have my heart ripped out and stomped on for once.

I don't even care what you do with setting or if there's smut or not or anything I just want Clay/Des that doesn't end with one of them dying (again) or something else terrible and tragic happening.

Re: Clay/Des- something happy

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god me too. It's tough when you have somebody who's dead to begin with, but I really want something happy with them too.

AltMal first time, kind of

[(Anonymous)]

I want Altaïr and Malik being teenage boys (no shota, teenage like 16 years old or something...) having kind of their first time.
I don't want them to fuck. I want them to kiss each other breathless, touch each other and maybe jerk each other off.

Re: AltMal first time, kind of

[(Anonymous)]

SECONDED!! HOW CUTE! >

A lack of character

[(Anonymous)]

Anon is not so happy with the tendency in the fandom to "hate" Connor for being undeveloped and shallow. So here's my prompt (would write it myself, but Haytham just won't behave with my muse):

Haytham scolds Connor for his lack of character.
Connor shows him just how much character he really has.

Do with this what you please.

Bonus points for funny/creepy kinks.

Re: A lack of character

[(Anonymous)]

Great concept! But isn't it kinda hard to approach?
All I can think of is Connor boning Haytham senseless, so as to show him how much character he has.

Connor/Myriam

[(Anonymous)]

Spoilers if you haven't finished the Homestead side quests.

So, remember the Homestead missions when Connor's running around trying to hook up Myriam and Norris and the entire time Myriam seems real ambivalent towards Norris, and towards the end you have to go track Myriam down and when you finally encounter her when she's going "No! I won't do it!" and then it IMMEDIATELY cuts to the march down the aisle? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?

My theory: maybe Norris wasn't the one Myriam wanted to marry. I mean, you think about it, they've got a lot in common (hunters, society outsiders, presumably serious family issues since she had to run away from home at a young age), Myriam maybe falls in love with Connor because he saved her a few times, etc.

In short I want Connor and Myriam gettin' dirty in the forest.

Bonus points:

--They do the deed right there in the stream

--They ruin the dress and use that as an excuse to call off the wedding

--Norris figures it out afterwards, up to anon what his reaction is

Re: Connor/Myriam

[(Anonymous)]

old prompt is old but I'd like to see this

Assassins Got Talents

[(Anonymous)]

So I came up with this weird idea that Altair, Ezio, Connor, and Desmond are on a talent show, whose judge panel is filled with Templars like Robert de Sable, Cesare Borgia, Haytham and Vidic. Then the contestants have their own managers, like Malik is Altair's, Leonardo is Ezio's, Achilles is Connor's, then Shaun is Desmond's.
Just throw in the usual talent show drama and go crazy!
Prefer pairing: Hay/Con

Re: Assassins Got Talents

[(Anonymous)]

oh my god PLEASE

Italian Minstrel and Secret Father-Son Bonding Mission Just Don't Mix!

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by this brilliant prompt:http://asscreedkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/1795.html?thread=10115843#cmt10115843

When Haytham and Connor were free-running on the rooftops of New York to get to the abandoned brewery where Benjamin Church was supposedly hiding, there was a minstrel following them (due to Apple shenanigans, Animus malfunctioning, Ezio's ghost deciding to pop up for no apparent reason, etc.). They couldn't get rid of him no matter how hard they tried, because the middle-aged minstrel with an Italian accent was clearly very good at free-running as well! *coughEziocough* And he just wouldn't stop singing those raunchy little songs to them!

Bonus points:
- There are actual songs about Haytham and Connor in the fill, the sillier the better (like the ones Ezio sang in AC2:R, or the Valentine poem from Harry Potter).
- Connor was blushing the whole time, and almost fell off a roof.
- Haytham was trying so hard to remain his composure, but eventually failed.
- A little Hay/Con would be nice too!

Sugar-Daddy!Haytham is the ultimate pimp

[(Anonymous)]

Modern day AU, in which Haytham Kenway is the CEO of Templar Industries and one of the richest men in the world. And, when you have all that money, what better way to spend it then on your harem of lovely boy-toys? And boy does Haytham have an utterly delightful harem at that.

Desmond: the youngest one, whose daddy-issues are the gift that keeps on giving
Ezio: the cheeky, flirty one who's always up for a good time
Altair: the surly one, who's got a hidden submissive streak that no one would ever suspect

And after a long day's work, Haytham loves nothing better than to come home so he can pamper and spoil his boys rotten, be it with presents or with "playtime." For their part, his boys are more than happy with the arrangement, and more than happy to show their appreciation.

Bonus points:
+ each of the boys has his own favorite kinks; Haytham is perfectly happy to make sure each of them is being completely satisfied
++ Desmond and/or Ezio like to flirt with other men, specifically to make Haytham jealous and extra possessive
+++ Haytham loves giving his boys hands-on attention, but also loves to watch them play together

Up to writer!annon how Haytham's long-lost son Connor factors into this. Maybe Haytham has a thing for Connor, and intentionally selected boy-toys who look like him. Or maybe the resemblance is a completely coincidental factor, which may or may not embarrass the living daylights out of Connor. (Would prefer the 2nd option, but I'm not that picky)
[Would really like this to be light-hearted; no angst-fest please!]

Re: Sugar-Daddy!Haytham is the ultimate pimp

[(Anonymous)]

Hey I love to see this prompt filled! Sounds delicious!

When Haytham Reads Hay/Con Fanfics...

[(Anonymous)]

So Charles Lee accidentally had his hands on the Apple. Before using it for world domination or whatnot, like the jealous little bitch he was, he decided to use it against Connor - by making Haytham read Hay/Con fics so that his mentor would be disgusted by his own son, and therefore stop trying to win him over to the Templar cause.
As for pairing, Hay/Con please, though if author!anon finds some one-sided Charles/Haytham necessary, that's fine too :)

Re: When Haytham Reads Hay/Con Fanfics...

[(Anonymous)]

sounds fun XD

So this is what happens when...

[(Anonymous)]

...a mod closes a previously thriving kinkmeme for over a month - it dies and people move on to greener pastures.

Re: So this is what happens when...

[(Anonymous)]

Um, she was in hospital. Real life before Internet life.

Supernatural AU

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know if it's been on the kinkmeme yet, but, has anyone seen Supernatural Season 8 Episode 18 "Freaks and Geeks"? I saw it because of Adrian Hough, the actor of Haytham. And it struck me how much his character in that episode is just like Haytham in terms of ideology and methods. Can someone write a fill based on that episode? Length doesn't matter, just want some Haytham feels!

Re: Supernatural AU

[(Anonymous)]

hffff i might try but i've been cooking up a crossover that would probably end up p long if i can't make this work

Sayfcest

[(Anonymous)]

Based on this goodie (http://dreadfuldicks.tumblr.com/post/49520704284/first-publishable-one-ive-drawn-in-ages-more-to) anon loins yearns for tall dark and handsome dominate!Kadar man-handling little big brother Malik

Re: Sayfcest

[(Anonymous)]

/dies
It always startles me how much I adore these two.
Seconded!!!

Size Queen

[(Anonymous)]

Somebody assumes that Connor's bulge is due to bulky undergarments. Then there's a wardrobe malfunction and it turns out that Connor isn't even wearing undergarments to begin with, and holy shit that is a big cock. They decide then and there that they will seduce Connor.

Bonus points for:
• Connor being afraid of hurting the person
• Wardrobe malfunction involving white trousers and heavy rain
• Connor being initially shy, even slightly embarassed that he's big
• As a consequence of the above, the second person lovingly worships Connor's cock to show him that it's okay to be big, and that they can work up to penetration over a series of nights if he's still scared of hurting them

Any pairings except ConHayth. Heck, make it a threesome, foursome, or even an orgy if you want!

Re: Size Queen

[(Anonymous)]

eeep i want to see this filled really badly
and im glad for no conhayth as while i like that pairing a) i dont think it really fits this prompt and b) theres so much of it already! ):

Aion AU

[(Anonymous)]

Do you guys know Aion? It's like the best MMO I ever played and I really, really, REALLY want an AU ff asdsf
I want some AltMal, Altair being an Elyos and Malik being an Asmo.
Smut is fine, not necessary, though.
(other pairings that I also really adore: Ezio/Leo, Ezio/Cristina, Connor/Kanen, Des/Shaun)
You can do with it whatever you want!

Self-fill, I guess?

[(Anonymous)]

So... I wanted it so badly, I started self-filling this one. I don't think that anyone cares but I will still post it here. :3

Kanen'tó:kon Lives

[(Anonymous)]

While his wounds are bad, Kanen'tó:kon survives and recovers from his fight with Connor. When Connor returns to the homestead, Doctor White patches him up from his final confrontation with Lee. Kanen'tó:kon is waiting for Connor on the manor steps.

Re: Kanen'tó:kon Lives

[(Anonymous)]

YES! Yes and a thousant yesses! It crushed me - and the DLC crushed me AGAIN! /throws rocks at Ubi

*hugs OP*

Creepy novice Altair and his fascination with blood

[(Anonymous)]

Masyaf's head surgeon dissects a body in front of the novices and explains about different organs and their functions, ways to kill, and ways to survive. There's lots of blood - Altaїr likes it.

Time/ Setting is up to you. Historical (3rd Crusade) or Modern AU, everything is fine.

Make it creepy, disturbing, gory, or all three. There shall be blood. ;)

Bonuses:
- Malik is watching Altair and severely creeped out by the strange gleam in his eyes, but no one else notices
- add a leap in time and let Altair put his theoretical knowledge to proper use
- Altair has dreams of blood/ weird Eagle Vision disturbances (dead bodies that aren't really there or something. Make it disturbing.)

Super Bonus:
- give an explanation for Altair's fascination (?) with blood (and/or death)

Re: Creepy novice Altair and his fascination with blood

[(Anonymous)]

Woah *shiver* I WANT THIS.
Anon has a huge weakness vor creepypsychopath!Altaïr.