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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6

Sky World

≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Alpha!Robert Omega!Altair

(Anonymous) 2014-05-10 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Got a bad kink for Omegaverse lately, and it's even worse with Robert de Sable and Altair.

In some way Altair gets captured, brought to Robert, and while being patted down guards find Altair's Omega suppressants.

Que Alpha!Robert, imprisoning Altair until his suppressants wear off, goes into heat, and then pretty much fucks his brains out. And since Altair has turned into a total slut at this point, enjoys every minute of it.

- Knotting +100
- Robert dirty talk to Altair +500
- MEGA BONUS! Robert is nicer to him since he's an Omega, and firmly believes that Omegas don't belong on the battlefield, which frustrates Altair but he secretly likes that +1,000
- SUPER MEGA BONUS!! Aftermath of heat and Altair is confused if he actually enjoyed that, and can't decide if he wants to stay +My freaking soul and first born

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Sequel Part 1

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OP Squee!!!!

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Kadar love?!

(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Could Kadar get a little love here?

I would like Kadar bent over a desk/chair/whatever, and whoever his lover is (Altair or Alex from Protocreed would be preferred) has a neck fetish. They love to kiss, lick, and bite (oh gods yes lots of biting please) Kadar's tasty little neck as they give him a pounding from behind.

Bonus if someone else is watching them (knowingly or unknowingly)! +100 (MEGA bonus points if it's Voyeur!Malik +1000, SUPER ULTRA BONUS if they willingly put on this show just for Malik to get off on!!! +My soul!!)

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-12 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god, I feel like an idiot. I meant Prototype. Not Protocreed.
At least that shows you where my mind has been! Haha

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-11 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I have the random need to Desmond to be giving Shaun a blowjob while Shaun is trying very hard to ignore Desmond because he's got work to do, damn it. (Completely consensual and all, just Desmond wants attention and Shaun refuses to give into his demands--or tries not to, but probably does in the end.)

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(Anonymous) 2014-11-08 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
This sounds hilarious

altmal, internet friends to lovers

(Anonymous) 2014-05-13 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
(Wow i havent been on here in a looong time)
I'd prefer altmal but anything would work tbh, basically a totally fluff one shot modern AU
they meet online either tumblr or on a video game or a forum, plot specifics are up to you, eventually they fall in love and meet and its really cute ;_;

I need an ezio x male reader pronto

(Anonymous) 2014-05-13 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Because I'm gay as fuck and I couldn't find any that I liked.

So can I get Ezio getting dominated and fucked mercilessly by a nameless male and just LOVING IT.

Like being a complete manslut...

And extra points if he instigated the flirting and then got completely charmed and seduced by said guy.

Cockram/Burgess - Anything goes

(Anonymous) 2014-05-16 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
So I don't know if it was just me but these two Very Definitely were a Thing in my opinion (they shared a death screen, that says it all tbh). Trouble is, there's no fic for them anywhere because they're such minor characters and I am desperate for anything at this point

Ezio/Leo (or any) Will not admit to cuddling

(Anonymous) 2014-05-16 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It is my headcanon that Ezio is a total cuddler but won't admit it (or doesn't realise he does it... much like snorers always deny snoring) and in Tuscany in the summer it gets hot and humid and two sweaty, sexed-out men are lying in bed things get... uncomfortable for one of them.


Leo can't or won't throw Ezio out of his bed, but how does he tactfully suggest that Ezio might want to roll over. Or does he do the snuggle-and-lift to get Ezio on the other side of the bed...

Crack, fluff, smut, whatever you guys like, I just need Ezio as a sneak-cuddler. Pwetty pwease? With Helmshmied Vambraces on top?

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-17 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh! Seconded with a thousand burning anusses!! This prompt has so much potential! If this anon did not already several fills on their plate, they'd take this one.

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Shaun/Desmond - Eating Disorder

(Anonymous) 2014-05-20 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Shaun didn't realize calling Desmond fat only pushed him deeper into desperation, until he caught Desmond knelt over the toilet with his fingers down his throat.

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(Anonymous) 2014-05-20 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, now that someone has said it, it seems so obvious! I always wondered why he wore that baggy hoodie ALL THE TIME. He must always be cold. And it would definitely hide the weight loss.

And if you think about it, all his ancestors have a reason to fast.

Altair does it as a control exercise. He lived in an age where it seems like people would do that and it not be a big deal.
Ezio wants to stay pretty, because he has replaced real affection with sex, or perhaps Leonardo has commented on how his figure is amazing to draw.
Haytham fasts to be closer to God.
Connor fasts to be closer to the Spirits.
And Desmond just wants Shaun to think he's good enough.

.........Someone, do this, please!

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Haytham/Connor - Unknown Incest

(Anonymous) 2014-05-22 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Haytham and Connor had no idea what they were to each other when they first met and instantly felt attraction. It isn’t until some time after acting upon their mutual feelings that they learn they are father and son (optionally they could be unaware of their Templar and Assassin status as well). Now what are they to do?

Haytham/Connor - Half Brothers

(Anonymous) 2014-05-22 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Haytham and Connor are half-brothers rather than father-son.

Haytham/Connor - Petting Animals

(Anonymous) 2014-05-22 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Haytham may be a badass Templar and lethal to the core, but the man goes out of his way to pet the stray dogs and cats running around the streets. Connor can’t help but be intrigued by this softer side of his father and makes him look deeper to other things he can appreciate. (Optionally, Connor and Haytham meet when they both bend down to pet the same dog.)

[Fill] Chance Meeting - Haytham & Connor (Pre-slash/Gen)

(Anonymous) 2014-05-25 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
So this Writer!Anon has never done this pairing before and- guilty enough- is behind in the games so hasn't finished AC3 yet. So hopefully this is not too terribly OOC for these two. I just wanted to give OP at least a little something since rude!Anon below decided that it would be amusing if no HaythCon prompts were filled.


Connor was walking down the street when he saw a dog sitting near a market stall filled with fruit. Being who he was, Connor didn't even hesitate to crouch down next to the creature and reach his hand out. "Hi boy," he said gently, patting at his head.

He was startled when another hand fell on his. Looking up, Connor saw an older man. He was dressed in fine clothes, his greying hair pulled back into a ponytail, eyes sharp as a hawk's. He seemed just as startled as Connor, removing his hand immediately.

"My apologies," he spoke, in an accent Connor easily defined as British. "I was distracted and..." He waved the piece of fruit in his hand pointedly. Obviously he'd been only paying half attention to the dog when he reached over to scratch his head.

"It's alright," Connor answered, rising to his feet. The man didn't seem startled by the fact he spoke English, nor put off by his native appearance. That was certainly a change.

The man bowed his head a bit appreciatively. He turned to the vendor, paying for two apples, before promptly crouching and offering one up to the dog. Happy as could be, the mongrel took hold of it, tail batting the ground in enthusiasm. "There you are," the stranger spoke, scratching behind the dog's ear. He took a bite of his own apple before glancing up at Connor who still stood there watching him curiously. "Care for one yourself?" he offered.

Connor shook his head. "No." After a moment he decided to add, "Thank you."

The man only smiled, patting the dog one last time before standing. "Well, good day then."

As he started to walk off, Connor moved to catch up. He fell into stride with the stranger, looking over at him. "Why did you do that?" The man raised a brow. "Give food to that dog. Most of you just walk by creatures like that, let alone share a meal."

"Most of you?" the man inquired with a quirk of his lips. Connor flushed a bit in embarrassment as he looked away- he hadn't meant it like that. The stranger cut him a break though with a gentle laugh. "I jest with you. I simply like animals, nothing more." As he said it, he patted another stray they came across.

Connor smiled softly, his own hand reaching over to scratch under the dog's chin. It meant though that he had stepped into the stranger's personal space. Usually that would have sent him reeling, but something about the man's presence was actually calming rather than setting off alarm bells. He looked over to find the other smiling as well.

"Haytham," he spoke, offering his hand.

Despite not being one for physical contact, he accepted the man's hand. "Connor."

"I don't suppose I could pronounce your given name, hmm?" Haytham spoke in amusement, continuing on his way.

Connor only smiled wider. "It would be amusing for you to try."

That made Haytham laugh and Connor admitted it was a nice sound. "I believe I'll stick to Connor. It suits you I think." Before Connor could reply, Haytham tossed the half-eaten apple up and the younger man snatched it from the air easily. Haytham winked as he said, "Eat up. Could use some more meat on your bones."

Connor only smiled, biting into the fresh fruit. He had the feeling there was much more than met the eye with this one, but he certainly wouldn't mind getting to know this Haytham better.


Writer!Anon apologizes for it being short and not really getting to any actual slash. Hopefully OP likes it anyway? And personally this Anon would like to see some more HaythCon get filled. There's not a lot of it like there is Altair/Malik or Desmond/Shaun like she likes as well. :)

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Haytham/Connor - Housemates

(Anonymous) 2014-05-22 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
When Haytham finds out Connor is his son, he wants the young man to stay with him. Connor isn’t keen on the idea at all but eventually relents. Haytham tries to be a father figure but Connor’s having none of it and so Haytham settles on attempting to act as a friend and companion, which seems to have better results. Perhaps working a little too well if his son pushing him against the wall and kissing him is any indication.

Haytham/Connor - Seduction

(Anonymous) 2014-05-22 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Haytham finds it amusing when a young Assassin tries seducing him. Connor is fairly certain the Brotherhood wouldn’t approve of his particular approach on gaining information. Neither have any idea who they’re dealing with and their connection until it’s already too late.

Haytham/Connor - Colors of the Wind

(Anonymous) 2014-05-22 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, that's the prompt. I was listening to "Colors of the Wind" from Pocahontas and thought of Haytham and Connor. Wouldn't mind seeing some fluff from these two and an understanding between them that allows them to finally start to bond.

Haytham/Connor - Listening to Eagles

(Anonymous) 2014-05-22 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
During some time together out in the forest, Connor scares his father when he suddenly takes a flying leap from a high place. Connor only laughs, telling him that the eagle told him when it was safe to jump. Haytham is skeptical on most of the native philosophy and this is no different. Except when he finds himself on the run, he spots the eagle flying low near him and when it cries out its signal, Haytham takes a leap of faith. (Writer’s choice if new or established relationship.)

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"Glad you're happy!"!Anon here, hahaha, from the animal-petting Haytham + Connor pre-slash/gen fill... while this isn't a fill of this prompt, I actually came up with some paragraphs that were inspired by this prompt, as per some of the 'headcanon' comments below. If you don't mind, then here's the link (admittedly I came up with my own criticisms of it after posting):

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Haytham & or / Connor - Raising Connor

(Anonymous) 2014-05-22 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
An AU where Haytham finds out he has a son and goes to the Mohawk village BEFORE its destruction, finding out Ziio is dead. Haytham meets his son and he gives him the English name Connor. It’s a rocky road but the pair start to bond. Haytham doesn’t live in the village but comes to visit regularly. On an occasion he’s away is when the attack happens and most of the natives killed. Haytham returns after the slaughter, finding Connor covered in blood and in shock. He takes Connor away and tries to repair the mental and physical damage the best he can. (Optional: Years later now, Connor is a grown man, working alongside his father- writer’s choice if he’s a Templar or if Haytham left them, perhaps even joining the Assassins.)

Haytham/Connor - AU

(Anonymous) 2014-05-22 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
An AU where Connor is a teenager when the Templars attack his village. Having just returned to Boston, Haytham finds out what’s going down and rushes off to stop it- he still has no clue about Connor’s existence. He arrives too late, the village burned, most of the natives slaughtered. But he does find Charles with his hands around a young man’s throat. Haytham kills him as an example to the other Templars. The man he saved doesn’t seem too grateful and Haytham can’t help but notice his half-breed features and is shocked when he speaks English. (Ziio is already dead, perhaps at the hands of Templars. Optionally, it’s discovered that it was Charles- potentially out of jealousy, or disgust at Haytham’s fascination with a native woman- and he targeted Connor for the same reason.)

Hold your HaythCon horses, anons

(Anonymous) 2014-05-22 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
DaaaYYYUUUUM, that is a lot of HaythCon.
How about we mix it up juuuust a little bit and have some fluffy HaythZiio?
(ooh, Captcha: The name of Paul is? ConPaul *Clears throat*)

Re: Hold your HaythCon horses, anons

[personal profile] banesboner 2014-05-22 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Methinks that anon is desperate for some HaythCon hh? Haha :)

Haytham and Ziio are so cute together, I hope someone fills this

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Desperation knows no bounds!

(Anonymous) 2014-05-22 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Inspired by the above anon who is very obviously desperate for some HaythCon, let's have a prompt to celebrate!

Someone, anyone, gets hooked on something that they find utterly, utterly fascinating. Leonardo with kittens, Altaïr with Maria's hair, Desmond and muffins... To the point where they have to tell their best friend about it.

All the time.

Every waking hour of the day.

Going on and on and on.

Until said friend is half an inch from punching their best friend in the face until they will just shut up already.

And of course the talker is utterly oblivious to even the most heavyhanded hints to shut up, because it's fantastic and fascinating and if their friend would just listen a bit more, they, too, would see the fantastination that is their obsession.

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*Cough cough* this has definitely never happened to me before. Ehehe...

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Snuggles and Cuddles

(Anonymous) 2014-05-23 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Desmond and his ancestors snuggling and cuddling pls.
I don't care why, I just want fluff so sweet I get diabetes from it.

Pls? -puppy eyes-

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I will give my firstborn for this to be filled please and thank you.


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Haytham/Ziio, Haytham is an excellent lover

(Anonymous) 2014-05-23 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
If you make this in canon verse I will love you for ever and ever!!

So basically I'm convinced that a 'gentleman' such as our Haytham would be an excellent lover, and would dedicate time to taking Ziio apart with his fingers and mouth.
No penetration please, just Haytham giving her muff the seeing to of its life.

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A call for mercy and coherence

(Anonymous) 2014-05-25 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)

I’m posting this here, to call you to mercy and coherence. I used to be here (and many other forums) almost every day, readily reading post after post and one story after another. But after sometime I came to the conclusion that I was an hypocrite.

I began to reflect about this site and it’s content (NOTE: SOME OF IT, I am aware not all stories are like that). If something like this (I mean rape, incest, sexual slavery, mind control, etc) happened to me, would I be happy? I don’t think so, no. Would I be happy that it happened to other people? Not at all, not even a person I disliked. So then WHY I was here reading this? How could I enjoy it?

Do you know that mind control really exist, like, for real? Have you read about MK Ultra? That there are people really suffering sexual slavery, who have serious identity problems, who don’t know who they are? Those people are being tortured, they can’t reach their families, or maybe their family was the one that has done this to them. I can’t really imagine how much this people is suffering. But we don’t have to go too far and extreme! How about something more common? How about abuse? Rape? Incest? Torture? Personally, I wouldn’t be glad to be in those situations.

Then why do we seek what we hate? Why do we enjoy it? Now, I am directing my speech-thing to average people who really do hate this stuff. If you are a masochist, have a mental illness or you DO enjoy this things, condone them and would practice them anytime (or have been a victim), then please be not offended I am not directing this to you. I am not in your situation so I can’t really know. But I am guessing at least ONE person here would not like to be in this type of situations or inflict them on someone else in real life. So why read, write and ask for stories about it? Was the Roman Circus nice? Was it humane? Was it approvable? This is the same thing! Because even if its not real people, our intentions are the same! To enjoy the adrenaline and emotions without being hurt or responsible for anything!

I am saying this to you because I really think that incoherence makes people unhappy and I don’t want you to be so. If we believe in the good thing, but act not on it, live by it, surely we will be unhappy. I am certain of that.

So, in short: If you would be glad that your (hypothetical) own son or daughter would be a victim of rape, incest, mind control, abuse, torture, etc. and/or would be ready to participate in that, then this message is not directed to you. But if your answer is not, please reflect and allow yourself a life free of this in every way, including fiction.

I hope you don’t get offended, as it is not my intention. I know this speech-thing is very simplistic in comparison to all of the situations of everyone here but, I am willing to give it a try.

As sincerely as I can,
Ex-kinkmeme user.

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I just wish the mod was still around so that they could delete this self-righteous, kink-shaming rant from someone who doesn't understand such basic concepts as reality doesn't equal fiction and don't like, don't read.

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Connor and Babysitter Templars: What To Do With Hiccups?

(Anonymous) 2014-05-26 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Going with the structure of child!Connor being raised by his father and babysat by the members of the Inner Circle, I have a request I'd like to see happen: Basically, Haytham is away on Templar business and Connor is being looked after by some of the other Templars when it starts, that being hiccups. The other Templars do what they can to help widdle Connor get rid of the epidemic but it goes on all day, and everyone starts to despair.
Would like to see:
Hickey being an arse of course, and perhaps purposely giving out bad advice at first, just to amuse himself.
Johnson and Pitcairn trying to be patient but finding themselves exhausted near the end.
Charles being the impatient prick that he is, and perhaps even yells at chibi!Connor to go deal with it himself.
Church being indifferent and perhaps ignores Connor entirely.
And Connor, oh baby!Connor, starts crying in the midst of his hiccups near the end.
It would also be pretty funny if the hiccups stopped entirely after Haytham comes home.
This is kind of inspired by an episode from Azumanga Daioh! in which Osaka has the hiccups and everyone is trying to cure them.

Werewolf AU - Altair/Malik or Haytham/Connor

(Anonymous) 2014-05-26 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon is a sucker for Werewolf AU. Up to filler who all in the assassins are werewolves (could be shapeshifters rather than traditional werewolves instead if preferred). Would like to see pack dynamics, instinctual wolf behavior (marking, scenting, etc), and bonus points for protective/possessive behavior! Can have A/B/O elements as well if the filler likes. Want it to stick to one time period or the other though- not an AU mashup where all the ancestors are somehow in the same time period.

Re: Werewolf AU - Altair/Malik or Haytham/Connor

(Anonymous) 2014-05-26 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
This might tide you over until a full more specific to your needs comes along.

Altaïr is the werewolf and Malik is an "alpha human" (author hasn't explained it all yet). Updating semi-regularly.

Re: Werewolf AU - Altair/Malik or Haytham/Connor

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Halp? Anon Can't Find her Own Fill

(Anonymous) 2014-05-26 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Anybody remember Altair's Crazy Exes from Part 4? You know the one, Alty has basically kept the details of his exes from Malik but circumstances keep revealing them (Majd Addin, Sibrand, Talal, etc all had their own chapters)

I want to update it/transfer it to AO3 but I can't find it ;__;
I am a terrible Kinkmemer :(

Re: Halp? Anon Can't Find her Own Fill

(Anonymous) 2014-05-26 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Could this be it anon?

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