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Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6

Sky World

≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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A womanly disposition

(Anonymous) 2014-12-14 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
Anon has just found the Short Change Heroes fill, and has taken a sudden liking to Hickey. While I love the thought of fem!Connor, it got me thinking, what if Hickey was a woman instead of a man?

Would she have had a relationship with Johnson/Charles? they'd make such a snarky, cute couple hehe Would she still be as big of a drunkard? Would she forever keep the mentality of a horny teenager? Would she wear frills and lace and embrace her womanhood with pretty smells and little flintlocks and daggers hidden in her heels, or march about in a frock coat and an unwashed set of underpants and trousers in her shit-stomping boots with a musket in one hand and a tankard in the other, tricorne askew atop her head? Would she have long hair or Thomas' choppy cut?

Mmmmmmm anon is very curious and very hopeful that she'll catch someone's eye in this dying meme.

Re: A womanly disposition

(Anonymous) 2017-08-19 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I imagine fem!Hickey would be feminine in a scruffy-but-slutty cheap whore kind of way.
You know, dirty frilly skirt, shirt and corset permanently half-undone showing more of her generous bosom than is in any way proper, long hair that tries to escape its ties and explore the frontier by itself, plus flintlocks in her petticoats and a a mug of beer in her hand of course (or possibly whatever the 18th century idea of a "girly drink"). Easy to get into bed but has no patience for men who do not pay enough attention to her pleasure.

Aveline/Patience, sensory deprivation and bondage

(Anonymous) 2014-12-15 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
AC fandom has a lot of slash, which is great, but let's not neglect femslash! Please give me Patience blindfolding Aveline and tying her up and making her beg for more.

No dub- or noncon please, and I'm not into toilet stuff or extreme pain, but anything else is fair game.

Someone messes with Ezio's ponytail

(Anonymous) 2014-12-16 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Ezio seems to love his ribbon and ponytail,so how about a prompt where a guard or templar grabs it or worse cuts it.
At first Ezio is shocked, then instantaneously pissed.
It doesn't matter if it's comedy,angst,etc. It could be anything.

Re: Someone messes with Ezio's ponytail

(Anonymous) 2015-01-01 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
For some reason I think this would be halarious. I second this.

Shay/Hope - angry sex

(Anonymous) 2014-12-16 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
i feel like there's so much sexual tension between these 2, and all those innuendos Hope drops ("you have more endurance than i expected, Shay") doesn't help!

so if any kind and willing anon!writer can rewrite that certain scene in rogue so Hope and Shay stay inside the warehouse to... hash things out, it'd be much appreciated! (it's sequence 6, memory 2, if you need the exact part ;3)


+ if Hope is the one to initiate sex and tops for a while.
++ if Shay tries to be gentle, but Hope's manhandling of him makes him go "fuck it".
+++ lip-biting and hair-pulling and all around roughness.
++++ if no one dies!

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(Anonymous) 2014-12-16 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded! I came out of Rogue shipping it hard, and was so disappointed Hope died.

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(Anonymous) 2014-12-17 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Then again maybe not, because as soon as some fans complained about Connor being boring they dropped him like a hot iron, nevermind that he's easily one of the most complex characters in the series. And now Ubi is selling us a game full of really dumb glitches while going on about how state of the art it is, with a protagonist that's more or less Ezio 2.0 right down to the hairstyle.
"Ezio 2.0" was THE first thing I noticed about Arno without the hood... however, Darby McDevitt admitted on Twitter that although AC3 had been the highest-selling AC game, the 'universal' praise that supposedly only Ezio got what was got him three games to everyone else's one-and-done. (Personally, I wonder if him being the only 'straight white male' player Assassin until Edward had anything to do with that... and I'm actually still annoyed that there was never a playable Chinese male Assassin.)

The glitches are funny because of how frequently visual they've been, but a more fundamental problem for me with Unity is the story:
#1: Arno: All the "Ezio 2.0" look, none of the "Ezio 1.0" charm, and characterization-wise... let's just say that there's a good fucking reason he ended up as he did.
#2: Both of this year's AC games basically concluded with the Templars going "neener neener i win lol"... problem is, according to Ubisoft they were well and completely right (if not morally). More broadly speaking though, Ubisoft seems to really, really prefer telling stories about Templars than Assassins... and possibly have since AC3 (if one chooses to read the difference in Connor and Haytham's writing that way).

Re: Shay/Hope - angry sex

(Anonymous) 2014-12-17 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, glad to know I was not the only one who had that thought about Arno. Yeah, his personality and story are different, but not exactly in a good way? Not that I hate him or anything, but let's say that sometimes it sure seems like the writers do.

And yes, it kind of feels like they've been shoving a lot of Templar philosophy down our throats ever since Haytham. In a way it's interesting to see both sides and let the Templars make their point too, but for me they're overdoing it. Then again, saying the Templar ideology doesn't go so well with my own RL beliefs would be an understatement, so maybe it's just me.

I love Ezio as much as everyone else, but yes, I think him being this eurocentric straight white male character is a huge part of the reason why he got three games, especially when compared to the other two protagonists of the numbered games. There's Altair, a Syrian muslim, and I don't think I need to get started on islamophobia and how that might play into not wanting to revisit him. And then there's Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton, who might technically be Metis but fully identifies as Mohawk, and not only is his in-game story the most depressing one, they also have to rub salt in the wounds of his fans by casually dropping that his (as white as possible, of course) wife and children left him, and his death was lonely and 'a mess', whatever that means. Sure I'm apparently free to reject that as Abstergo propaganda or whatever, but still. They took a story about an indigenous character, sadly a rarity in itself already, and made it almost exclusively about defeat and loss. The symbol and source of his happiness, the Homestead he tried to protect so fiercely, eventually vanishes as well, at a time that likely happens before his death, and I don't even want to know how and why anymore. What message do they think that sends? Yeah, his strength and heroic appeal is supposed to come from how he never loses hope despite all of it, but. I don't even know. His idealism touched ME, so I wish it could have touched the world around him as well, no matter how naive that is?
...and there I went on a rant again because I'm still not over AC III. I apologize, fellow anons.

I'd have loved more Chinese Assassins too, including male ones, but on a whole I think Ubi could do with more playable female characters and loved Shao Jun. But more Asian cultures in general would be great, the history and politics are so complex they could get infinite amounts of AC games out of it.

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It's NOT all not-fun and not-games for Connor

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Recent AC Character Talk Ahoy!

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Happy to discuss!

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I like the way you think

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(Anonymous) 2014-12-18 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm surprised no-one has requested something like this.

A normal omega!guard is going on a night roof patrol when low and behold our favorite sexy beast falls from the sky (or something) and just as the poor Templar seems screwed it becomes apparent someone forgot the supresents is actually rather cute and is incredibly lucky ezio has no restraints. Cue getting fucked into the wall by a horny alpha.

+bonus the Templar is rather tough but has a strong soft side that he tries desperately to deny and ezio loves getting to tier that toughness down
+super bonus omega finds being fucked by his enemy REALY kinky
+ mega bonus ezio is too tiered and content to kill the sleepy guard and instead droppes him off in a nice soft haystack in an ally way

I will name my next goldfish after you and my soul will be yours (though I've been on here long enough for it not to be worth much)
As a bonus I will do a prompt in return but I will warn you I'm no good at dark things.

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(Anonymous) 2014-12-18 10:34 am (UTC)(link)

Ezio/Sofia, Don't you ever KNOCK?!?

(Anonymous) 2014-12-20 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezio is having some private time with his right hand and Sofia walks in. What happens next is up to write!Anon.

Bonus if: Ezio is blushing and Sofia asks if he has enough blood to blush with an erection (I honestly don't know why but it cracks me up)

Be as kinky as you like, Anons!

okay don't shoot me

(Anonymous) 2014-12-21 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
This is the same person who requested "Kaniehtí:io/Ezio" a while back and I'm now requesting another stupid names-that-sound-similar crack pairing.

Alan Rickman and Alan Rikkin.

idgaf if it's slashy or semi-slashy or totes gen

i just want to see it and i want it to be hilarious

(okay now you can shoot me)

Re: okay don't shoot me

(Anonymous) 2015-03-02 09:39 am (UTC)(link)

Ok for the sake of our poor (now) dead op can some one please fill.
For their memory and all that.

"happy" desmond remembrance day, anons!

(Anonymous) 2014-12-21 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
My request is as follows:

Desmond's computer-ghost (à la Clay), who is seriously cheesed off at Ubisoft for various things (never being mentioned at all in game trailers or promos or on the box art, not being made into an action figure, getting his face changed every fucking game, oh and of course the whole "yeah we're training you to be a badass Assassin but oops then you die from some precursor shit" deal) goes and fucks with their computers and is revealed to be the cause of the glitches affecting every new game they put out.

Re: "happy" desmond remembrance day, anons!

(Anonymous) 2015-01-01 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
YES. This is perfect. I definitely second this.


(Anonymous) 2014-12-21 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
Finally someone who agrees with me about 19th century Britain as "overrepresented"... and "especially if we get a male main playable of privilege"? That plus "British is trendy" will probably make Ubisoft MORE likely to go with such a player character, especially because "of privilege" screams Ezio to them, and considering how hard they tried to jam Arno into that mold without the personality which made Ezio actually liked... :/

I'd call Lucasfilm's case a mix of reboot and canonicity policy change, because instead of an EU they're going for a single canon level, no "single most canon", so for example Rebels and its prequel novel happened "as much" as the original movies did.

By the way, I've some more ruminating on the recent characters over in Discussion as "AC Character Discussion (forking from the Hope/Shay thread)", hopefully some of it interests you.

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(Anonymous) 2014-12-21 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this a prompt or a misfire?

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Any/any, courtesans job swap (crack)AU

(Anonymous) 2014-12-22 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
In which all the lovely ladies of the various Rosas are Assassins, and our Assassins are the courtesans.

+1 La Volpe is the manager
+10 Leonardo invents state of the art sextoys
+1000000000000 Ezio in a corset

Feel free to throw in characters from other games too. Timeline? What timeline, you can have courtesan!Altair & Kenways, it doesn't have to make sense.

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(Anonymous) 2014-12-22 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Who, that's an amazing idea. I may have to attempt it. No promises though ;)

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Haytham/Shay, Connor - Christmas

(Anonymous) 2014-12-22 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It's Shay and Haytham's first Christmas together and because of reasons Haytham's son Connor is staying with them.

+ Haytham is a Grinch,
++ It's like Connor's first Christmas ever because of reasons
+++ Shay wants everything to be perfect and everybody to be happy, especially for Connor
++++ Haytham does too (secretly)
+++++ Shay does everything (the shopping, cleaning, cooking, hassling Haytham to sign presents)
++++++ Edward and Jenny cameo

Christmas Caroling Showdown

(Anonymous) 2014-12-22 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Between the Templar Boyband and Achilles' duckling assassins.

+ Monro/Haytham wooing/poaching underappreaciated background singer Shay
++ Connor's eternal mortification

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(Anonymous) 2015-01-23 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Duckling assassins!!!!! Ahhhh how cute!

Unrequited Shay/Ziio and Achilles: Turns Out That Shay Inadvertently Helped the Assassins Win

(Anonymous) 2014-12-26 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
So it turns out that Shay and Ziio are the same age, both born in 1731. From the way Ziio casually pops up at the Green Dragon before she and Haytham take out Braddock, she's familiar with the rest of the Templars (though she didn’t know they were Templars at the time). So what if Shay had a thing for her as well? While he finally accepts she's only into Haytham, his crush moves into a frienship/one-sided longing fo4 her, even after she breaks up with Haytham. In fact Haytham has Shay look out for her. And it's Shay who informs Haytham of her death and Connor's existence (which Ziio made Shay swear to keep a secret during her lifetime) once Haytham returns to the colonies in 1775, after rescuing Jenny.

So when Shay finds out Ziio is pregnant and having difficulty with the pregnancy, he sends her to Achilles (it's canon that Achilles and Ziio knew each other, as Achilles mentions it in passing to Connor). Though because Shay is still guilty over his betrayal of the Assassins, he makes Ziio swear to never mention him to Achilles. Basically, Shay is messy, with an unrequited love of Ziio that extends to protecting Connor, guilt from betraying the Assassins and a wariness of Haytham since he blames him for the break-up. Ironically, it's Shay's concealment of Connor and introduction of Ziio to Achilles that brings down the Templars; if he would have revealed Connor to Haytham and never put Ziio in Achilles' path, Haytham would have likely found Connor sooner and raised him as a Templar, versus Achilles raising him as an Assassin who ends up decimating the Templars.

Pervy Haytham

(Anonymous) 2014-12-28 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Haytham staring at Connor's butt shamelessly as he walks and having dirty thoughts.

Bonus points if Haytham's fantasies come true

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From the OP

(Anonymous) 2014-12-30 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much for writing this! I love your characterization of Liam and his feelings for Shay, and the jealousy and grief that it's too late to salvage the relationship they had.

Re: From the OP

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whoop, sorry about the misfire post

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I NEED Clay/Des

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I recommend "Warm". A sad and sweet oneshot. On the genner side of slashy.

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Ziio's pregnancy

(Anonymous) 2014-12-30 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm in the mood for something emotional. Show me what it was like for Ziio to discover she was carrying Haytham's child. Was she angsty, angry, joyous? Did she consider termination? How did her friends react to the news? etc. etc.

Achilles and Connor: Connor as a Tool of Achilles' Revenge

(Anonymous) 2014-12-31 04:47 am (UTC)(link)

So Haytham permanently crippled Achilles in the Artic Precursor site and made him give up being an assassin, which adds insult to injury that Shay betrayed him and the rest of the assassins. So what if Achilles' motivations for taking on Connor were driven by revenge? After all, what better way to get back at Haytham than to turn his own son against him and use Connor to utterly decimate the Templars? Basically, I want Dark!Achilles reveling in turning Connor against his father and using the boy to carry out his vengeance. Whether or not Connor is aware that he's being used and his reaction to finding out/realizing it is up to you.

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I'd say this is not a "what if", but pretty much canon of AC3... Revenge may not have been the entire reason, but definitely one of deciding factors for Achilles to take on Connor.

"a baby! ohhh how exciting!"

(Anonymous) 2014-12-31 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
heh I know this is kinda out there but I wanna see pregnant!Leonardo da Vinci (either mpreg or genderswap is fine) being all excited and stuff
maybe building a shit load of weird toys for the kid or painting the nursery or whatever

Altaïr is a glutton and anon is trash.

(Anonymous) 2015-01-01 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Ive no idea how it got into my head but it did and now it wont leave. Altaïr, when not doing something that requires both hands, always has a fruit or snack that hes munching on. Hes perpetually hungry, or at least seems like it. Always eating and snacking. All that assassinating sure can give a guy an appetite.

Essentially anon wants a writing where either Malik, Kadar, Maria, whomever catches onto Altaïr's eating habits and suddenly stuffing fetish. I dont care how it happens or how far you take it, but theres the prompt.

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Anon, are you inferring that he uses the 'Ill get cramps' line to avoid swimming?

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(Anonymous) 2015-01-02 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Haytham finds out that Connor has a ticklish ribcage. He decides to find out if he's ticklish anywhere else.

Snippet of a Fill

(Anonymous) 2015-01-04 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Apologies, OP. I know this isn’t what you had in mind. But my little nieces and nephews were in visiting for the holidays, and I just totally flew in the opposite direction and couldn’t stop.

Um… sorry? At least it’s cute?


Haytham carefully lays his infant son down on the changing table, eases the soft blue sweatpants down, and starts unsnapping the diaper. Connor lets out a quiet sound that stills Haytham’s hands and makes a lump lodge in his throat.

Did Connor just… giggle?

Haytham gently (so gently, because Connor was so tiny and delicate) wriggles his fingers along Connor’s sides.

Connor giggle-squeals again, then wriggles and grins up at Haytham.

Haytham grins back, quickly changes the diaper, and proceeds to try and find every single ticklish spot Connor has.

Which is why, twenty minutes later, Ziio finds Haytham and their son on the floor. Connor is on his back, belly-laughing so hard he’s snorting, and Haytham is hovering over him, blowing raspberries on his stomach.

Ziio sighs and can’t find it in herself to be irritated. “I was wondering what was taking so long. Dinner’s ready.”

Haytham clears his throat, sits up, and tries to look dignified. Which is hard when you’ve blown so many raspberries on a baby belly that you’ve drooled on yourself. “Yes, sorry, we got a little distracted.”

“Mm?” Ziio raises one brow, folds her arms, and leans against the doorway.

“He started—laughing,” Haytham tries to explain. “I was just—trying to find out where he was ticklish.”

“Ah,” is Ziio’s only response.

Haytham squirms a bit under her gaze. “He likes when you blow raspberries on his belly.”

“I see.” Ziio comes further into the room and kneels down so she’s across from Haytham, with Connor between them.

Connor squirms, much like his father just had, and looks between them with a wide smile.

“He likes raspberries on his feet too,” Ziio supplies helpfully, playfully snatching up one of Connor’s feet and blowing a soft ‘thbbblllt’ to the bottom of it.

Connor grins and giggles quietly, then looks at Haytham.

“Oh my, it seems he has two feet.” Haytham catches the other, flailing leg. “One for each of us.”

And with that, Haytham and Ziio playfully attack two tiny baby feet with kisses and raspberries, much to Connor’s shrieking, giggling, delight.

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Malik/male theif

(Anonymous) 2015-01-03 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
I want a random male theif(he can be alone or in a group of theives) to get a crush on Malik. Like school girl weak in the knees crush. Cue a bunch of awkwardness until Malik realizes what's wrong amd proceeds to have glorious sex with said theif multiple times.
dominant Malik
Somewhat rough Malik
non-virgin theif(so tired of the virgin fics)
Bottom Malik
abusive Malik
bondage (a cock ring is okay but not much else)
Words like bitch or slut or whore. This is consensual and I find these words to make it seem noncon.

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OP here Also I love size differences with the sub being smaller than the dom.

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Ezio/Sofia "Making Love"

(Anonymous) 2015-01-03 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's most people's headcanon (and sort of actual canon) that Ezio has had a life filled with lots of sex and fucking, yes? But then Sofia comes along, and Ezio wants to "make love" to her and he's not entirely sure how to go about being all gentle and vanilla and fluffy.

And Sofia is a canon virgin when they meet, but after some steamy sessions with Ezio, lets out her inner Sex Goddess and enjoys Teh Kink. Only, she's not quite sure how to tell her doting husband to just fuck her, already!

Can we have smutty, fluffy shenanigans involving this situation, please?

Also, Happy New Year, Kinkmeme!

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(Anonymous) 2015-01-03 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded, anything with those two is great by default!

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(Anonymous) 2015-01-03 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Both may flirt with Connor, but in the end it's Ellen who truly catches Dobby's eye, and Ellen has to admit there's something intriguing about Dobby. Cue gorgeous mature ladies awkwardly floundering about like shy teenagers, and eventual happy end.

bonus points:
- Dobby is kinda nervous about Ellen's daughter not approving of her mother with another woman, but surprise, girl ships it and gives Dobby advice how to court her mom
- Connor ships it too, and being the cutie he is he also tries to help, but only ends up making everything more awkward somehow
- UST when Ellen measures Dobby for some new clothes
- said new clothes eventually end up wherever while they eat each other out

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