Kink Meme - Assassin's Creed pt. 6

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Assassin's Creed Kink Meme pt.6
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≈ Comment anonymously with a character/pairing and a kink/prompt.

≈ Comment is filled by another anonymous with fanfiction/art/or any other appropriate medium.

≈ One request per post, but fill the request as much as you want.

≈ The fill/request doesn't necessarily need to be smut.

≈ Don't flame, if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything.

≈ Have a question? Feel free to PM me.

≈ Last, but not least: HAVE FUN!

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Fem!Connor/Thomas Hickey Hate Sex

[(Anonymous)]

Fem!Connor AU.

When she's imprisoned at Bridewell, Charles Lee in all his twistedness wants her abused, so he drops her off in Hickey's cell after Hickey's upgraded to the nicer prison. And while Hickey's a lot of unsavory things, he's not an outright abusive sort. So while he teases the shit out of her (calling her sweetheart and what not and commenting on how hot she is), he doesn't lay a hand on Fem!Connor, simply tying her up for the night and leaving her in the cell once he's bailed out. In fact, he's rather shocked when Charles Lee frames Fem!Connor for attempting to kill Washington. Yeah, he's all sneery as she's being led to the gallows, but it's to cover his rising discomfort with her supposedly pending death.

Somehow, Hickey escapes Fem!Connor at the gallows, though he fails at killing Washington. After that, he finds out through the grapevine that Fem!Connor is Haytham's daughter. Hickey's already annoyed with Haytham for leaving him him jail for so long. Not to mention, in spite of himself, Hickey finds the man a little distasteful for wanting his own daughter dead. He's also always hated Charles Lee for being an uptight a-hole and is starting to get a bit uncomfortable with a guy who would order him to abuse a woman. So Hickey starts making himself scarce around his Templar buddies.

And he really wants to sleep with Fem!Connor. Because hate sex is the best and most amusing sex to him. Especially with someone as stubborn as and dominant as Connor. So Hickey and Fem!Connor start running into each other over the years, having hate sex all over the place. While Hickey is still with the Templars for the money, he starts building a begruding respect for Fem!Connor, to the point where he starts catching feelings for her. Whether or not Connor ends up killing him afterwards and how she responds to Hickey's emerging feelings is up to you.

Re: Fem!Connor/Thomas Hickey Hate Sex

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my goodness yes! I've wanted to read a female!Connor fic, especially if it includes Thomas Hickey...

Claudia/Cesare-Hate Sex

[(Anonymous)]

Anon here, anon wants to see some Claudia/Cesare hate sex. Basically, Cesare visits the Rosa in Forli (spelling?) while Claudia was working there during Brotherhood. He propositions Claudia and she is forced to accept or fear his wrath. Would be nice to see a long, smutty scene with the two.

Bonus if Cesare invites someone else in. Of your choice, but not Ezio.

Haytham. Language kink. Welsh

[(Anonymous)]

So, we've all read some language kink with Haytham and the Mohawk language, so let's change that a bit and say that Haytham knew Welsh. I mean, his father was born in Cardiff, Wales, so it's not that impossible for him to know it.

In most of the prompts, he is almost taunted for not understanding a word of Mohawk, so I want Haytham to relish the fact two can play at that game.

I don't care if this is Haytham/Ziio or Haytham/Connor, gen/family/slash, I just want some (possible naughty) Welsh.

Re: Haytham. Language kink. Welsh

[(Anonymous)]

AAAHHHHH OMG THIS prompt is so perfect I can't even-
*has lost the ability to can*

Welsh!anon wishes he could fill this but sadly I don't know more than a few words in Welsh (like 'school', 'hill', 'slow', stuff like that), nothing naughty at all, and I would never be able to do your prompt justice...

I'll second this like burning until someone comes along and fills it, I'll make them some awesome barabrith; no sheep sacrifices though.

Lawyer au

[(Anonymous)]

i'd love to read a lawyer au, my favourite pairing is altmal but any characters involved would be good too!

Re: Lawyer au

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding!

Any/Any Random romance generator challenge

[(Anonymous)]

I saw this on another kink meme although if something like this has been posted here before i'm sorry!

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=romance

It generates a plot to run with so you can choose any pairing you want to write about from the description it gives you

Re: Any/Any Random romance generator challenge

[(Anonymous)]

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Desmond and Shaun like Lucy's body

[(Anonymous)]

So much they start bonding over dat bangin' bod with the nice ass and titties.

Maybe Lucy hears this and decides to tease the boys.

Go wild, anon.

The Italians are coming!

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone else seen the recent commercial for Fiat?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbRKAVZBlRc

I can't really see this as being anything other than a cracky fill, but it'd be hilarious if everyone starts shedding clothes once Ezio rides up to a town.

Re: The Italians are coming!

[(Anonymous)]

My god, I want to see someone fill this! The prompt alone had me giggle/snorting. Please! Someone do this justice!?

What are you doing, novice?

[(Anonymous)]

Malik/m!novice. (I prefer malik to be top) Anyways, one of the novices has a cat, this cat keeps leading him to Malik's bedroom. Malik just thinks that the novice is being a creeper. I'd like to see how he reacts to finding out the cat is the creeper not the novice

Re: What are you doing, novice?

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding!!1!

Captain Kenway and Haytham smut ahoy!

[(Anonymous)]

There is such a lack of Edward Kenway on here, so here's something I thought might peak a fellow Edward fans interest. We all know how our beloved captain dies in Forsaken, right? Well.. What if he didn't die? What if he survived his injuries, and still sailed the Caribbean and continued his pirate assassin ways? Without his son knowing that is... Here's where the bait comes in. Here we have a young Haytham Kenway (early twenties?), believing his father died many years ago as he was still a lad, and carried on being raised by Templars. One day he must travel by sea on important business, and the ship he's sailing on gets attacked by pirates. But not just any pirates... His 'deceased' father, Edward Kenway and his crew.

As the ship is attacked, raided and crew slaughtered. Edward comes face to face with his son whom he never seen in many years, before him in the flesh. Edward learns that his son is with his worst enemies, the Templars, and becomes enraged and takes his son hostage and brings him aboard the Jackdaw. Where things become very verbal, and physical. Blinded by rage, Edward decides to take matters into his own hands, and punishes his traitor of a son in his cabin, which can result to spanking, gagging, dirty sailor talk, and non-con with Haythie all secretly liking what devious things his father is doing to him.

This fill can either end in a happy way, with Edward realizing what he done was hurtful and wrong, and makes up with his son with fluff and tenderness. Or... A sad, bruising way with Edward still furious with his son. It's all up to writer anon. Someone please make this happen, MAKE this pairing happen.

Re: Captain Kenway and Haytham smut ahoy!

[(Anonymous)]

Oh wow, that's really hot, anon. Totally seconding!!

Desmond/William

[(Anonymous)]

i dont care how it happens but please make it happen!

Ezio/Yusuf

[(Anonymous)]

I want some Oldzio who still knows how to charm the pants right off of everyone he desires. In this case, that happens to be the leader of the Ottoman assassins. True love or just a one night stand, whatever fits the story best, as long as they end up in bed (or a roof garden or on top of a tower or whatever other place is convenient) together.

100% synchronisation: Ezio as an experienced, very skilled top.

Re: Ezio/Yusuf

[(Anonymous)]

I vote for true love! *is a sucker for these two* I just can't help.

Seconded, obviously - and I have to say that I wish I could write it. (Aside from this, I have this very crack idea of Yusuf's pants literally flying away whenever Ezio is nearby, leaving poor Yusuf buck naked and Ezio just snickers like the pervy Italian he is.)

Desmond h/c

[(Anonymous)]

Okay I don't really know how to do this but I think I'm in the right place. I'd really really really like to read some Desmond h/c. Like, back around brotherhood point in time it's never really explored how taxing using the animus all day would be. I just really want some hurt/sick Desmond and maye some Shaun trying to be an asshole but ending up feeling bad and taking care of him.
Please!

Thomas Hickey/Charles Lee, hatelove

[(Anonymous)]

Charles and Thomas go on lackey missions together for the senior templars, so they do spend time together travelling. They have sex, but it means nothing, aside from keeping them from getting at each other's throat in more violent ways. Charles keeps Thomas in line and Thomas lightens Charles' mood. When one is in trouble, the other makes sure to quickly put an end to it - for reasons of the brotherhood only, of course. And Thomas might actually have petted Charles Lee's pomeranians a few times.

Someone points out they are dangerously close to approximating a relationship. Charles and Thomas are (even) more surprised and annoyed than everyone else because they realise its kind of true.

Funny, modern!AU fic

[(Anonymous)]

I have a deep dark secret...I like modern!AU fic where the assassins (and worthy Templars and others, of course!) suddenly appear in someone's bedroom and hilarity ensues with smashed iPhones. Unfortunately most of these fics are written by teenagers, and there is entirely too much time devoted to the OCs and their cars and clothing and shopping.

I want something focused on the actual canon characters, reacting in an amusing way to the insanity of the modern world. Stuff like Haytham and Connor watching Pocahontas, Altair assassinating Xboxes, Desmond trying to keep them in line, having "the talk" with Ezio about using condoms, Ziio watches porn and has lots of things to try out on Haytham, Leonardo as a computer hacker, Maria and Lucy and Haytham are BFFs (okay...THEY can go shopping), Malik watches Empire Strikes Back. Hey, maybe they all decide to start a business. Say, a coffee shop? Or a strip club?

There can be funny bits, or heartwarming bits, like Edward meeting his grandson, or fix-it parts, like Haytham and Ziio getting back together and saying "screw it" to the whole Templar-Assassin conflict. There can be porn (Altair/Maria/Malik learn to use a digital camcorder?!) angst (I'm imagining a family therapist whose entire day planner just says KENWAY) saving the world (like Desmond's ancestors would really just let Juno fry him) or whatever. The only thing I really really need is:

1) Everyone starts out in their own time
2) For some reason they get to the 21st century
3) They don't know what the hell the 21st century is like and someone (preferably Desmond or other modern Assassin, but OC is fine) helps them adjust
4) hilarity ensues at some point.

Bonus points for accurate historical language shenanigans. OP has a degree in linguistics and knows the English of Maria's day and the English of Haytham's day sound very very different.

Re: Funny, modern!AU fic

[(Anonymous)]

This. Fucking this.

SECONDING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

Shaun/Desmond, slow sex

[(Anonymous)]

Desmond's former experiences with anal sex have been lacking to say the least - no non-con in the past, please, but it just hurt and was uncomfortable. He's reluctant to try it now. Maybe Shaun just wants to prove to him it can be good or they are in a relationship, but Shaun taking lots of time preparing Desmond and then fucking him slowly would be amazing.

Fill: The next step (Shaun x Desmond) 1/?

[(Anonymous)]

AN: My first Assassin's creed fic. Shaun and Desmond are not my fave pairing, but I hope that you like this.

The first time Shaun suggested that they take their relationship to the next level, Desmond distracted him with kisses and nips to his jaw and neck, breathing out a soft “Why rush?” The second time Shaun even hinted at taking it further was when they were naked, under the covers and his hand had slowly made its way down to rest on Desmond’s firm globes before gently teasing his fingers between them. Desmond had instantly arched away, breaking the passionate kiss they had been engaging in. Shaun raised an eyebrow in question, breath coming out in puffs as he tried to catch his stolen breath. Desmond just grinned at him before sliding down his body to take Shaun’s length into his mouth. Any thoughts of Shaun had of taking things further that night ended when Desmond’s lips sealed over his length and his tongue began to play him like a maestro.

It was when, after a long and gruelling marathon spent in the animus, Shaun decided to try a different approach. “Do you not want me to love you? Is that it?” Desmond, perched as he was on the animus, elbows resting on his knees and head hanging slightly in exhaustion, made effort to turn his head in Shaun’s direction and answer with a confused, “Huh?”

Need some gayness with the forgotten characters

[(Anonymous)]

Why the multiplayer characters get no wuv?

I want to go back to ACR and have a fic with Vali (Sentinel)dammit! I mean come one he's beyond humpable O_o

My horrible kink would be a good ol gang bang, I don't care why or by who so long as there's multiple cock involved. Could be by other templars cause you know he was a shitty assassin and the game likes to make the templars horrible assassin hating people OR could even be by a group of assassins who are pissed about their buddies being picked off. Cause you know the assassins ain't saints either.

Oh God, I have a seat reserved in hell -hides in the corner and dies of shame-

Charles Lee's wife-n-kids

[(Anonymous)]

I've seen fanart of his kids but only one fanfic that even mentions them or his wife. Historically, he married a Mohawk woman (about the time Haytham and Ziio were getting it on, even) and had twin sons. But, since his Mohawk name translates to "Boiling Water" because of his unpredictable temper, it probably wasn't a happy marriage. And given that by 1760 in the game, he was spouting some horribly racist crap, (and why wasn't William Johnson bonking HIM on the head for insulting his Molly?) it probably didn't end very well.

I'd like some fic that explores this. Who was his wife, other than the daughter of a chief? Why did he marry her? Was he trying to get her to tell him where the precursor cave was, like Ziio told Haytham? What happened with his sons? Were they in the same village as Connor? Were they Connor's warrior buddies in ToKW? Did they know their father? Did they know what a racist he was?

Smut is NOT necessary (ew, Charles Lee) but if it's awkward-funny, at least it'll be amusing.

Re: Charles Lee's wife-n-kids

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded! We need more historically-accurateish fic, and Charles Lee's life was especially interesting compared to the other historical characters (seriously, just google it) considering the strict morals (read: prejudices) gentlemen were expected to hold back in those days. I mean, a lot of historians seem to think Lee suffered from a mild mental illness, considering the severity of his moodswings and temper tantrums, which would be a very interesting thing to incorporate into the fill imho. It would be interesting to see Haytham and William's responses to Mrs Lee especially, since they had more contact with Native people than the other Templars.

Out of curiosity, which fanfic are you talking about?

Altmal - the boys bad news

[(Anonymous)]

I can't help but feel the lyrics for 'I want you so hard' by Eagles of Death Metal (http://youtu.be/MZrctLnsF4M) fit Altair somehow and would love to read friends/family/neighbours/complete strangers warning Malik away from him once they see Altair hanging around him cos he's bad news (something which Malik is already perfectly aware of he doesn't need telling twice thank you) yet somehow is still drawn to him

Re: Altmal - the boys bad news

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding! I would really like to see this filled.

Petite Italian Stallion

[(Anonymous)]

So I was playing Brotherhood when I went to Tiber Island and was running around when I realised that it was only by the grace of his hood and his little heeled boots that Ezio was taller than his recruits. For some reason I find this incredibly sweet and more than a little amusing. So maybe someone playfully teasing him about his height, and then he shows them exactly how "little" he is by giving them the best night they've ever had.

Pairing is up to you (can be Ezio/Leo, Ezio/Sofia, Ezio/Recruit/s, etc) I don't mind, just emphasise that Ezio is the shortest of the core Assassins (ie Altaïr, Connor, Edward, Desmond, etc.)

Re: Petite Italian Stallion

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded with the power of a thousand burning Borgia towers!!

Hellooooo Sexy!

[(Anonymous)]

Too much TV does rot your brain... especially when it's the Animaniacs...

So, I'd love to see Al Mualim (In all his old glory) being a doctor/psychiatrist/therapist with Altair as his lovely (and extremely hot) Nurse/Assistant.

Points! (Feel free to add some ideas of your own Anons! EVERYTHING GOES!)
1,000 - Desmond comes in to talk about bar patrons
1,500 - Clay comes to talk about the voices in his head
2,000 - Connor comes to talk about his childhood
3,000 - Shaun just comes in to be a smart ass
4,000 - Malik and Kadar come to talk argue about their differences
5,000 - Altair getting snogged while Al Mualim is out of the room
10,000 - Cheesy, overly used, completely stupid pickup lines
100,000,000,000 - Altair in a nurses outfit

AM I KICKED OUT OF THE FANDOM YET?!?!?

Re: Hellooooo Sexy!

[(Anonymous)]

SECONDING!!1!

Birthday Smut!

[(Anonymous)]

Today is Anon's birthday! All she wants is some good ol' fashioned rough!Ezio/Leo smut! Pwease make it hot, and rough, and full of Italian sexiness that is Ezio.

Bonus points for Ezio using dirty talk (it doesn't matter if its in English or Italian as long as its incredibly sexy)
Extra Bonus points if its Leonardo's Birthday too. <3

Can someone please fulfill this birthday girl's wish?

Re: Birthday Smut!

[(Anonymous)]

6 days/???.//./

shit how did i not notice this. i am a terrible person.
happy [belated] birthday!

i still hope that someone can fill this since it was your bday...

Altair/Malik + Maria, mpreg, Abbas!Shenanigans

[(Anonymous)]

I feel we all need more AltMal in this meme, so here comes the prompt:
Darim and Sef are Altair and Malik's children. Maria knows and is the one helping them keep the secret from the Order.
Somehow Abbas finds out and he will do everything in his power to use that secret to bring the Grandmaster and his family down.
Troubles ensues. Maria is not amused.

Bottom!Malik please... but OP isn't picky, really.

Re: Altair/Malik + Maria, mpreg, Abbas!Shenanigans

[(Anonymous)]

Hmm... seems interesting. And I hate Abbas with a passion (for killing Malik fuuuuuuuuuuuuu—).

Am seconding this.

altair/malik the heart asks pleasure first

[(Anonymous)]

Altair/Malik the heart asks pleasure first

Claymore AU

[(Anonymous)]

An assassins au based on Claymore! (I know they're usually female but lets pretend for the amount of male characters in asscreed)
Do what you will with it, whether that be Assassins=Claymore's, Templars=Yoma, or any characters you want playing claymores

Federico/Ezio incest

[(Anonymous)]

From roughhousing to some smutty action. :)

Re: Federico/Ezio incest

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding to infinity and beyond